But in Backdoor Farrah’s defense, she’d look like an embarrassing and desperate mess even if she didn’t show up to the MTV Movie & TV Awards in a costume found in the section marked “For Trashy Attention Whores Who Want Quick Attention” at the Haus of Cultural Appropriation.
The 26th MTV Movie Awards happened again last night, for some reason, and this year, they added TV awards, because I guess they finally decided that it was wrong to only give movie actors the opportunity to win a prestigious golden dingles trophy. Since Backdoor Farrah’s melting plastic face currently terrorizes MTV on Teen Mom and every awards show needs a seat filler (and Hollywood’s premium seat filler Phoebe Price was not available), she was invited. Farrah may have dried poop noodles for brains, but when it comes desperately grasping for attention, trick knows what to do. So she showed up wearing a costume that screams: PAY ATTENTION TO ME (and yes, I’m falling for it).
At the MTV Movie & TV Awards, Too Fab asked Backdoor Farrah if she thought her “Bollywood-inspired look” would offend people, and if she wanted to keep it real, she would’ve said, “I hope so! Satan will cancel my contract with him if I don’t trend on Twitter tonight!” But instead, Farrah reached deep into her Mount Doom of a b-hole and used her hand to knock away things in her way (like that sock that got lost in your dryer, that missing Malaysia Airlines plane, etc…) before pulling out this excuse:
“[I] wanted to bring culture to the red carpet. I think this will inspire others to embrace new cultures and have good experiences.”
So Backdoor Farrah is pretty much a one fame whore It’s A Small World ride and that actually makes sense. The last time I was on It’s A Small World, some kid in our boat barfed into the water a couple of times and that’s the same reaction that Farrah’s ridiculous look brings out.
And you’re going to need some palate cleansers, so I also threw in pictures of some real stars at last night’s MTV Movie Awards like Maxine Waters, RuPaul, Taraji P. Henson and Barb from Stranger Things.