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May 7, 2017 / Posted by:

The Deflating Pikachu!

Thanks to Chelsea Handler’s ass, every time I see or hear the word “Pikachu,”I think of a pussy. So “deflating Pikachu” sounds like the exact medical term for what happens to a woman’s vagina when she looks at a picture of current day Johnny Depp. But today’s HSOTD is a different kind of deflating Pikachu. NPR says that during the Pokemon World Festival 2017 in the newly-ish built South Korean city of Songdo on Friday, a terrifying scene came to life when over a dozen inflated Pikachus bounced and danced to Uptown Funk and You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray. That right there is some shit straight out of Satan’s manual on The Most Cruel And Horrific Torture Techniques In Existence. But that little Pokémon dance recital of terror got even more terrifying (and haha-worthy) when one of the Pikachus started to deflate and was immediately tackled by a dude in a white shirt who was immediately tackled by a security guard.

Starting at around the 1:00 mark in the video below, the lead Pikachu in the middle has its moment in the shine before it starts to deflate. Now I’m not saying that the shifty Pikachu on the left is a regular Nomi Malone and sabotaged the lead Pikachu by poking a hole in it, but I am saying that the shifty Pikachu on the left is a regular Nomi Malone and sabotaged the lead Pikachu by poking a hole in it. Before the middle Pikachu could really make the children cry by melting into a pile of Pokémon sadness, a dude grabs it and not because he mistakenly thought he was in a game of Pokémon Go and was trying to catch a Pikachu. The dude was part of the staff and wanted to get the deflating Pikachu offstage. Men in suits (who were obviously the Pikachu’s bodyguards) didn’t know that the dude was a staff member and thought he was a Pokémon-napper. One tackled him before realizing he was on their side and they all awkwardly shuffled away. If only Christopher Guest’s disappointing movie Mascots was more like this mess:

Here’s another video that explains in Korean that the first dude is a staff member trying to save the deflating Pikachu and the second dude is a security guard who thought the first dude was trying to assassinate the Pikachu. The third dude is also a security guard who ran up to tell the second dude that the first dude is a staff member. Hijinks!

And if you watched both videos until the end, then you saw that after getting fixed up, the deflating Pikachu made its grand return to the show…only to deflate again. So basically most of us are that constantly deflating Pikachu and that video is a metaphorical biopic of our lives.

Pic: YouTube

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