Who Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

May 5, 2017 / Posted by:

We’ve made it to the fourth Hot Slut of the Month contest of 2017, and when this year started, I thought that I’d be holding April’s HSOTM vote on a pile of rubble among the stray cats I befriended after the apocalypse. Note to future stray cat friends: Get your voting paws ready, because this could happen next month. But for now, we’re still up and running, and April’s HSOTM pageant is between three classic legends and a masterful artiste who will one day be considered a classic legend and will definitely be honored by the Academy as the greatest special effects wizard in history.

Like every month, three of April’s HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes and the fourth was picked by me (and I’m always going to pick the memaw). Your choices are:

Fotomat – The tiny parking lot hut of spectacular wizardry where photo developing magic happened before digital killed film. And like I said in my original HSOTD post about Fotomat, it’s probably still a place where magic happens and dreams are made, because I’m sure many messes are using old Fotomats to fuck (Fuckomat).

Riot from Jem and the Holograms – The most gorgeous and talented man in the universe who Fabio tries to look like and fails since it’s impossible to be as gorgeous as Riot.

The Pontiac Trans Sport – The 90s Star Wars minivan from space that blew minds everywhere but was never the hit it should’ve been because suburban moms just weren’t ready for THE FUTURE!

Chroma Key Grandma – The grandma from Russia who taught herself chroma key compositing and shows off her skills on her YouTube channel. She’s got every employee at Industrial Light & Magic packing up their things because she’s coming for all of their jobs.

Voting is below. Dlisted’s Queen of April will be announced next Friday.


Pics: Flickr, Writeups, GM/MoiBibiki, YouTube

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