Chrissy Teigen And Sean Hannity May Be Feuding Soon
To those of you who use the Twitter, you’re familiar with Chrissy Teigen and her epic, world class shade. She comes for blood and leaves no prisoners. For her, reading is fundamental, and the library is always open.
Especially in regards to Don Cheeto himself, president Donald Trump (or Donald Duck as my mother refers to him). Chrissy is known for letting her opinions fly out whenever she feels the need to spit the truth. She took to Twitter to discuss a few of the medical issues she’s acquired due to President POS and his administration of assholery.
so fucking tired of this manically insane, incompetent president and this dumpster fire administration I’m gonna have to go on another med
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 4, 2017
that is not a joke. I think I need to either up my dosage or talk to my doctor to “see what works for me” when the world explodes.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 4, 2017
Today I had a tooth shaved down because crippling anxiety makes me grind and rock my teeth on one side. I blame trump.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 4, 2017
She’s also seeking workman’s comp for her pain and suffering.
I also had Botox in my jaw muscle to relieve tension from constantly clinching. I was not like this before. Pay my bill, POS POTUS
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 4, 2017
If Chrissy is giving us life with her tweets, then Sean Hannity is here to play the role of the Grim Reaper by trying to throw out some speculative shade.
Mediaite reports that during last night’s broadcast of Hannity (aka The Republican Circle Jerk Showcase) Sean and his guest, Lou Dobbs (who didn’t even know who Chrissy was because he’s ancient as fuck), decided to have a little fun at Chrissy’s expense by reading a few of the aforementioned tweets for shits and giggles.
After the two of them concluded their mean girl bitch fest, Sean ended with a quick blurb about some dirt he may have on Chrissy and her husband John Legend:
“I have a story. I’m going to be very nice tonight.”
“I met John Legend and her at a Super Bowl event. But there’s a story that I’m going to keep to myself because I’m being very nice.”
Really, Sean? You have a story, yet, you ain’t saying shit. Where are the receipts, mu’fucka?! Anyone can kinda hint at something that’s not true, but I’ma need you to dish, since you’re in Chatty Cathy mode with old ass Pop-Pop Lou. That was a bigger tease than the strippers in both of the Magic Mike movies.
Wait a minute. If this story has something to do with Sean, Chrissy and John locked in some kind of S&M threesome where Sean and Chrissy dressed up like an elephant and a donkey to spank each other while John sat at a piano butt naked playing “Ordinary People,” I don’t want to hear about that shit! You know Chrissy is super open about her sexuality, and Sean is allegedly a perv, so I wouldn’t be shocked if the three of them were involved in some kind of freak shit.
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