Night Crumbs
The first trailer for The Dark Tower is out and it’s basically just Idris Elba (as The Gunslinger) shooting a gun, Idris Elba shooting a gun again, Idris Elba shooting a gun again again and Idris Elba shooting a gun again again again. This may be the only movie that will make Ted Nugent and me slobber at the same time. I’ll be slobbering over hot ass Idris Elba in leather while Ted Nugent slobbers over all the gun shit – Lainey Gossip
911 calls from Miami about possible heart attacks were up 2000% recently and that’s because many nearly died from seeing Katie Price’s ethereal beauty up close – Drunken Stepfather
Another week, another story about how Ben Affleck has finally moved out of the guest house and is ready to let a lucky lady motorboat him – Celebitchy
FYI: People are still asking Jill Zarin for her opinion about things – Reality Tea
Looks like Ashley Graham’s biggest fan, Cheryl Tiegs, has many choices to choose from for her new iPhone wallpaper – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
Logo needs to start making Lifetime-like original films and this story about a Sean Cody trick being found guilty of murdering his sugar daddy should be their first one – Towleroad
Victoria Justice is really starting to channel her inner Bella Thorne – Hollywood Tuna
Elle Fanning looks like she’s got Fraggle pubes – Popoholic
As RuPaul says, I need Pitbull to guide my thoughts, my feelings and my perceptions. AMEN! – OMG Blog
When shamelessly exploiting and pranking your poor kids for YouTube dollars goes wrong and earns you a file with CPS – Starcasm
Looks like Taylor Swift doesn’t have to drop Hailee Steinfeld from the squad, yet – Just Jared
And since we started tonight’s Crumbs with some hotness, let’s end with hotness in the form Jason Momoa and another bag of muscles giving tongue to the paps. Yes, that screeching you hear is me screaming, “TOUCH TONGUES!” – Popsugar
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