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May 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chips!

Naked chicken chips” sounds like slang for chicken genitals, and well, Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chips could be made out of down-low poultry parts, because who really knows what kind of chicken parts they put in that shit. But last summer, Taco Bell started testing their answer to McDonald’s fried pink slime dingles (aka Chicken McNuggets): Naked Chicken Chips! Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chips are the babies (or turds, depending on how you look at them) of former HSOTD, the Fried Chicken Chalupa.

CNBC says that starting next week, Taco Bells in the U.S. will spread open their chafed b-holes and butt burp out their Doritos-shaped fried chicken nuggets. They’ll sell them for $1.99 for six and $2.99 for twelve. Of course, Taco Bell doesn’t expect you to eat their Naked Chicken Chips dry and without lube, so they come with a nacho cheese sauce. Taco Bell’s chief marketing officer, Marisa Thalberg, sold that mess with these words:

“The world wasn’t ready to say goodbye to Naked Chicken, and neither were we. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, we went and added our famous Nacho Cheese to expose the traditional chips and cheese combo like only Taco Bell can.”

Like only Taco Bell can… “Oh really, bitch,” said every stoner who invented fried chicken chips years ago after deciding that fried chicken is just way too hard to eat. But I’m all for these, because they look like you can easily dip them into Pintos N Cheese as you drunkenly cry about your painful loneliness in the parking lot of a Taco Bell as your Lyft driver honks at you to get in the fucking car already.

Pic: Taco Bell

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