Night Crumbs

May 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Many were covered with disappointment when Lupita Nyong’o hit the Met Gala in an ugly orange table cloth trimmed with ugly orange feathers. It doesn’t really bother me that her look is barfastic, but it does bother me that the thing around her chest looks like an overused and beat up shower puff. Doesn’t Lupita know that those things are breeding grounds for nasty germs? Ask Dr. Oz! – Lainey Gossip

I guess Elle Bulgaria couldn’t even get Hailey Baldwin…. – Drunken Stepfather

The Kartrashians dumped their stylist, but that’s okay. They still have the greatest thing to happen to fashion Kanye WestCelebitchy

Good news for the zero of you who have thought, “I really want a bikini designed by that yapping wig from Bravo!” – Reality Tea

Ariel Winter’s ass cheeks will continue to make appearances on social media – The Nip Slip 

Kevin, just pretend he’s a hairless and blond twink from Eastern Europe” – Kevin Spacey to himself in that still from the House of Cards trailer – Towleroad

Oh, it’s just Maria Menonous dry humping a shrub – Hollywood Tuna

The Texas T-Rex and Idris Elba released teaser trailer for The Dark Tower during a fake fight on Twitter. Yes, actors are whoring out teaser trailers by fake fighting on Twitter now… – Popsugar

Pitch got benched for good. Wait, that’s baseball talk, right? – Pajiba

Why is Hailee Steinfeld wearing the gold foil gift bag my mom reuses over and over again to wrap presents in? – Popoholic

And here’s some uncut English peen provided by an actor you’ve never heard of – OMG Blog

The nominations for the Tonys (this year retitled to: The Bette Midler Appreciation Ceremony) were announced today – Boy Culture 

What in “Halsey as a priestess/go-go dancer of an alien cult” HELL is Katy Perry wearing? – Just Jared

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