Can someone please pass me the nearest can of “Bitch Be Gone!,” because there are two bitches I need gone immediately. It appears that people still care about world renowned black sheep Rob Kardashian and his always elegant baby mom Blac Chyna (better known as Nevah B.A. Kardashian around the family dinner table), because they keep reminding us that they’re still around, trying to work shit out. In their latest attempt in keeping their names fresher than the collagen in Kylie’s lips, they’re now throwing their five month old daughter, Dream, into the mix.
A source tells E! Online that Rob and Chyna are willing to put their own manufactured drama aside to come together and raise Dream with lots of love and care, because the Kardashians, like Wu Tang Clan, are for the children.
“They are co-parenting and independently working on themselves but they’re more cordial now than they have been, which is why they hung out recently. But by no means are they back together.”
That is wonderful news! Two parents working through their differences for the sake of their child. It’s almost like a new concept. Oooh! Wait, no it ain’t. It’s called ADULTHOOD. Please miss me with your new revelations BlacRob.
E! also reports that Chyna has recently moved into a new home that’s closer to her Lashed salon, where she pimps out beauty products such as fake eyelashes that look like surprised dead insects and lipsticks that come in a variety of shades like “MILF” and “Hot Thot.” Oh, Chyna. The pole is never too far away with you, is it?
Stripper lipstick names aside, Rob is super excited about he and Chyna’s newfound maturity, because he gets to spend more time with baby Dream. It even brought about a new revelation for him.
“Now I understand why my mom had 6 kids!! Babies are the greatest gift of Life!!” he recently wrote on Instagram. “I made this Beautiful little mama! LOVE YOU baby Dream almost 7 months till your birthday turn up lol I know I’m corny but I don’t care cuz this my only baby.”
Hmmm…babies are the greatest gift of life? Now you’re just blatantly stealing quotes from Pimp Mama Kris’ “Selling Your Kids For Fame” handbook. That’s probably written on the very first page followed by the sentence, “But keep your pimp hand strong!”
I would be 100% on board with the two of them stepping their game up to take care of their kid had it not been for the fact that both of these mu’fuckas were just in the news last month looking for attention by posting shit on social media. However, this should prove to PMK that Rob was listening to all of her lessons by now using his infant daughter to grab the spotlight once again! He may still be in the running to inherit their beloved family pimp cup and cane after all.
Pic: E! Online