Delectable actor (who doesn’t appear naked enough in any of his projects), Taye Diggs, put his bare ass up on his Instagram (which he has taken down already). So maybe he’s looking for those sorts of projects? And this wasn’t just a “here’s a funny little glimpse of my butt” pic. Taye tied his shirt up in the back so you couldn’t miss those cakes! This was a Grindr-level display of wanton sluttery. The public agreed with me, according to Hollywood Life:
“I thought Taye Diggs was trending bc he’s finally dating a Black woman. *sees the real reason*,” one Twitter user wrote, while another said, “Damn..Taye Diggs is out here bussin’ it open for the gram. And dude tied his shirt up in the back to get extra booty arch. #moist.”
We need more callipygous actors in heat willing to drop trou and celebrate their buttocks!
Nudity activist Paris Jackson was waiting to begin a photo shoot when she was approached by someone on the set who told her to scram because “homeless people aren’t allowed in this area.” Was it because she was naked and they assumed she couldn’t afford clothes? Maybe she could at least put some drawers on, Ms. Jackson If You A Limousine Hippie Heiress, so these sort of embarrassing mix-ups don’t happen.
Model devourer and “Pussy Posse” elder statesman, Leonardo DiCaprio, attended the amfAR gala at Cannes on Thursday. Fellow guest and desolate-eyed model, Bella Hadid, was photographed speaking with him while having placed one hand on his shoulder. This is celebrity gossip, so that means they’re totally fucking.
The Duggars are that family of multitudes wherein all the women are raised to function solely as life support systems for wombs (and occasionally also having to function as apologists for their brother if he happens to sexually abuse them, allegedly). The Manson Family is less creepy. The latest Duggar girl to be married off, Joy-Anna Duggar, wed Austin Forsyth yesterday.
I’m not sure how one could shred their marriage when your wife is one of the greatest memes of all time. But how are we to know what secrets and passions lie in the hearts of men?
Ben Stiller and his wife of 17 years, Christine Taylor, have separated. 17 years of marriage in Hollywood is the equivalent of one of those old couples who met when they were ten, can both recall when you used to get your tonsils out on the kitchen table, and have been married for 50+ years in the real world. They announced their split in a joint statement to E! News.
The pole that fucked with an angry man’s tirade against a damn driver!
Honestly, I wasn’t sure who the true HSOTD was in this video. I almost went with the pepaw, because one day, we’ll all be “old man yells at cloud” (or in this case, “old man yells at car”). Then I almost went with the dog, because well, it’s a dog and pooch deserves some recognition for not letting out a tornado of HAHAHAs after its human ate pole. But I’m going with the pole, because if it wasn’t for it, this video would’ve never ever reached VIRAL STAR STATUS!
Chris Smith was driving along the streets of Adelaide, South Australia when he drove up to a red light. Chris’ dashcam caught a pissed off man with a dog who thought he was driving up too fast and let that trick know by throwing the international sign for, “You goddamn motherfuckin’ stupid piece of shit youngin’ hooligan!” But as he walked off, a pole ruined his melodramatic angry exit by existing. Chris Smith’s rival-of-the-minute kissed the pole with his face and that only filled his veins with more piping hot rage. The Australian Grampa Simpson should’ve cursed out that damn pole for being in his way, but he went off on Chris instead.
I’m firmly on Team Mad Pepaw In The Red Hat. Fuck Chris the Driver for driving. Fuck the car for being a car. Fuck today’s HSOTD for being a pole. Fuck them all. Get off that pepaw’s