Archives: May 2017

Birthday Sluts

May 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Lenny Kravitz (53)
Brandy Cyrus (30)
Astrid Bergès-Frisbey (31)
Scott Disick (34)
Henry Holland (34)
Elisabeth Harnois (38)
Ashley Massaro (38)
Jaheim (39)
Lauryn Hill (42)
Selenis Leyva (45)
Matt Stone (46)
Kylie Ireland (47)
Helena Bonham Carter (51)
Genie Francis (55)
Bobcat Goldthwait (55)
Tarsem Singh (56)
Doug Hutchison (57)
Margaret Colin (59)
Marian Gold of Alphaville (63)
Pam Grier (68)
Philip Michael Thomas (68)
Hank Williams, Jr. (68)
Stevie Nicks (69)
Miles Davis (1926-1991)
Peggy Lee (1920-2002)
John Wayne (1907-1979)

Pic: Gregory Harris/Interview


Night Crumbs

May 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Mimi did a cameo in a movie that Rob Huebel’s in, and he said that she was four hours late, made them fill her trailer with white flowers, demanded stuffed lamb toys, refused to sing the song they hired her to sing and wanted them to rewrite her death scene. Rob must be new, because he seems surprised by Mimi’s ridiculous diva mess antics. If I was the director and Mimi didn’t pull stupid diva shit like that, I’d immediately call her agent and demand a full refund since they obviously sent an impersonator. And not even a slightly convincing one  – Lainey Gossip 

THE QUEEN and her pocketbook visited the victims of the terrorist attack in Manchester – Celebitchy

An image my brain and loins didn’t need today: Bethenny Frankel sucking on A-Rod’s mouth – Reality Tea

Celine Dion’s international treasure of a mouth took a break from yodeling out gold-covered notes to let out a rainbow of nice words for the victims of Manchester – Towleroad

Since every single actress is required to do Marilyn Monroe drag at least once, it was Gillian Anderson’s turn and she did it for American GodsDrunken Stepfather

Ariel Winter redefines subtlety with every nalgas-out picture she posts on Instagram – Hollywood Tuna 

I see that Elle Fanning rushed over to a photo call at Cannes after playing one of the title roles in a community theater production of Romeo & Juliet Popoholic

Your ears are safe, for now, because Bye Bye Birdie Live starring Jennifer Lopez has been pushed to next year – Just Jared

A spread eagled and constipated-faced Kit Harington is in Esquire – Popsugar

Eating raw fish off of The Gronk’s douche body is a health hazard on many levels, but I still would – The Superficial

Nope. Still bad. – Jezebel

This is sad, because as we know, Suri Cruise already knows how to walk in a pair of kitten heels, but she’s getting close to the age where she may want to learn how to really strut in a pair of super high heels and only her daddy can teach her that skill – IDLYTW

Pic: Getty


Odell Beckham Jr. Skipped Football Practice To Hang Out With Iggy Azalea

May 25, 2017 / Posted by:

A few months after Iggy Azalea called it quits with French Montana, she bounced her exploded-can-of-biscuits ass over to Odell Beckham Jr., wide receiver for the NY Giants. Page Six says that Odell skipped the Giant’s first OTA practice (organized team activities, aka training) on Monday. Instead of throwing balls with the rest of his team in New Jersey, he went bowling with Iggy and some friends in Los Angeles.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Woman Who Really Loves Her SUV And Wasn’t About To Let Some Thieves Snatch It 

May 25, 2017 / Posted by:

May we all love something the way that this woman loves her car, because damn, she took “ride or die” to brand new levels of crazy.

Now, if a car jacker tried to jack my car, I’d say, “Hold that thought. Let me call my insurance company and get full coverage before you take it.” But not Melissa Smith. She tells Fox6 Now that on Tuesday afternoon, she was filling up her SUV at a gas station near downtown Milwaukee, WI when a black Cadillac pulled up next to her and out jumped a teen thief whose mission was to steal her shit. But that thief didn’t realize that Melissa is Rose from Titanic and her SUV is Jack, because she’ll never let go. But unlike the real Rose, Melissa really didn’t let go.

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