Mimi and Boy Toy Bryan
have probably renegotiated a new contract are probably back together and for her sake, I hope she upped his weekly allowance so he can pay for some shit. Because it’s truly a buzz killer for Mimi when the server brings the bill and she has to reach into her cleavage to pull out her black card – Lainey Gossip
Please don’t tell me that Taylor Swift’s new boyfriend is going to try to be the next James Bond – Celebitchy
Professional Instagram THOT Christina Milian shows off her white pussy – Drunken Stepfather
And the second GG from Shahs of Sunset filed for divorce from her husband of a minute, the sanctity of marriage finally threw itself into a shallow grave, because what’s the point of going on? – Reality Tea
Kendull Jenner looks like she got the Kartrashian family special – Hollywood Tuna
Oh, Katy Perry, even Miley Cyrus invited the drag queens she was using for profit to the after-party – Towleroad
Kylie Jenner, is that you? – OMG Blog
The Charlie’s Angels reboot I forgot was happening is still happening – Pajiba
In case you missed Nicole Scherzinger’s titty balls at the Billboard Music Awards – Popoholic
Jim Carrey’s still got a grandma Sasquatch’s pussy bush stuck to his face – SOW
Every other woman in the world was ROBBED! – Just Jared
Emma Thompson is living the life in Cannes – Popsugar
Rest in peace, Dina Merrill – Boy Culture
This is non-news as it is and since it’s from The Sun, it’s probably fake, but I don’t care. With all the awful news going around, we all need this beautiful tale about Mary J. Blige stopping a tussle between a drunken Kate Moss and some other mess at Cannes. Just let me believe that Mary J. Blige is an anti-drunken fight warrior.
I like how everyone in this picture is standing around looking at their feet, as if they’re completely mortified to be seen in public in such trashy company. Above, from left to not right, we’ve got 19-year-old apprentice celebrity mess Bella Thorne, her 24-year-old former actress sister Dani Thorne, and 33-year-old father of three Scott Disick. TMZ says they all boarded a plane together yesterday at LAX and headed off to Cannes. By the look of their outfits, it looks like Bella and Dani were flying high well before the plane left the ground.
Bella and Scott have been casually hanging out since last week, and now they’re in France together. Scott’s kids’ mom Kourtney Kardashian is also in Cannes with her younger boyfriend. I wonder how they explained their absence to their three kids? Actually, I bet Kris Jenner did it. “You see, your mommy and daddy have a very important job to do this week. They need to be seen acting like drunk messes in the same city at the same time with other desperate losers, otherwise they won’t get a story line for next season.”
Here’s more of everyone at LAX yesterday. There’s also pictures of Bella and Dani in Brooklyn on Saturday looking like a low-budget Edie Sedgwick impersonator getting kidnapped by Tinkerbell’s recently-paroled cousin.
Brad Pitt is in Tokyo promoting his new movie War Machine (I originally typed “Whore Machine,” which is a great title for a Katrashian documentary), and I see that he’s still trying to convince us that he’s renewed and a changed trick by dressing like a born again who was just baptized and now looks at the world through rose-colored glasses. Or maybe Brad isn’t trying to punch our brains with that message again and he just really wanted to look like a Backstreet Boy who can’t let go of the glory days.
Brad Pitt is also a cigarette away from looking like a member of The Guilty Remnant, that cult from The Leftovers. Mr. Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, is on The Leftovers. So I’ll be really disappointed if the tabloids don’t somehow try to link Brad dressed like an extra from The Leftovers to wanting Jen back. Don’t let me down, tabloids!
Two years ago, a former classmate of Rebel Wilson’s from Australia exposed her alleged creative re-writing of her life by giving receipts to the tabloid Woman’s Day. Rebel claimed at the time that she was 29 years old, but it turned out she was really more like 36, and that her real name was actually Melanie Elizabeth Bownds. Rebel had also apparently given herself a new backstory when she got to Hollywood. Rebel allegedly told tales of being a trashy chick with siblings named Ryot, Liberty, and Annachi. That classmate says Rebel was actually raised in an upper middle class family.
Famous people lie about their age and change their name all the time, but apparently it hasn’t been so good for Rebel’s career. She sued the publisher Bauer Media for career-killing defamation and they’re currently fighting it out in court.
A Jessica Simpson interview is usually awkward wrapped in messy and doused with cringe-fuel, but shit really got awkward on yesterday’s episode of Ellen. Jessica went on Ellen to promote her billion dollar fashion (and whatever she puts her name on) empire, but it seemed more like a PSA for what happens to your brain when mix you wine, pills, nervousness and trying to be funny.