Archives: May 2017

Birthday Sluts

May 29, 2017 / Posted by:

La Toya Jackson (61)
Maika Monroe (24)
Gregg Sulkin (25)
Riley Keough (28)
Hornswoggle (31)
Jaslene Gonzalez (31)
Carmelo Anthony (33)
Laverne Cox (33)
Kaycee Stroh (33)
Justin Chon (36)
Mel B (42)
David Burtka (42)
Daniel Tosh (42)
Noel Gallagher (50)
Lisa Welchel (54)
Melissa Etheridge (56)
Rupert Everett (58)
Annette Bening (59)
Danny Elfman (64)
Rebbie Jackson (67)
Nick Mancuso (69)
Anthony Geary (70)
John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
Bob Hope (1903-2003)

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Open Post: Hosted By Armie Hammer Admitting He Got Boned While Kissing Leo DiCaprio

May 28, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m sorry, Armie, but you’re much too old and not enough of a lingerie model for Leo.

Kinky bitch Armie Hammer (who I always want to call “Arm & Hammer” because I’m sure he hasn’t heard that before) appeared on Watch What Happens Live. Host Andy Cohen asked him a series of questions about the movie J. Edgar. Armie played Clyde Tolson in the film, who was famed FBI director and glass closet inventor J. Edgar Hoover’s secret lover. Leonardo DiCaprio played J. Edgar Hoover, and they make out in the movie. (You can watch a really poor version of that scene here.) Of course, that’s what all of Andy’s questions were about.

Andy gave us the Real Housewives franchise, so he has little to no shame. He asked Armie whether he popped wood when he and Leo were making out. Despite the absence of rope or ball-gags, the answer was a nod and a definite “yes!” We need more upfront celebs like Armie. He’s into BDSM and possibly bisexual and doesn’t care if you know about it. Although, when it comes to the kinky stuff, I’m not sure he realized people can see what you “like” on Twitter.

You can watch that part of the interview here:

Pic: YouTube

Miranda Kerr Married Rich

May 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Miranda Kerr just gave a dismissive eye-roll to her normal salary as a top model. She’ll probably use those millions to paper her crafting room now that she’s married to Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel. She’s struck Silicon Valley gold!

Miranda, 34, and Evan, 26, were married yesterday at their home in Brentwood, CA. The ceremony was described by E! News as “small and intimate” and by People as “lavish and classy.” This means a small crowd (there were 40 guests) got an open bar with really top-shelf booze and definitely had scallops wrapped in bacon. Scallops wrapped in bacon as cocktail hour appetizers are the height of wedding opulence. To me, anyway. Continue reading

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Jamie Foxx Pissed Off Nyle DiMarco With Faux Sign Language

May 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Jamie Foxx filmed a Tonight Show promo and decided to pretend to use sign language, while that simpering enabler of assholes Jimmy Fallon laughed at Jamie’s outrageous antics. (Who knows why Wanda thought that was hilarious, but at least he didn’t sing.) The deaf community, as represented by model/activist/dancing Tarzan cosplayer Nyle DiMarco, was unamused.

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Gregg Allman Passed Away

May 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Sadly, Southern rock pioneer Gregg Allman passed away yesterday after battling liver cancer, according to TMZ. The multiple Grammy award winner led the Allman Brothers Band for 45 years (his brother Duane Allman died in a motorcycle accident in 1971) and survived the death of his sibling and another bandmate, alcohol and drug addiction, and being married to Cher to become an elder statesman of rock. Continue reading

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Dr. Olivia Doll, the highly-esteemed doctor dog who is on the board of more international medical journals than you!

In that picture of Dr. Olivia “Ollie” Doll, it may look like she just spotted a hot doggy b-hole she wants to sniff or heard the sound of her human opening up her can of dog food. But in that picture, her medical genius of a brain is contemplating the complex scientific subject of doggy belly rubs. Dr. Doll is on the board of seven medical journals, she’s listed as a senior lecturer at the Subiaco College of Veterinary Science (her lectures, which I’m sure are nothing but barks and groans, are probably more interesting than most) and she’s been featured in the prestigious Medical Journal of Australia’s Insight magazine. But well, Dr. Doll is as much of a doctor as that fake teen doctor is.

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