Archives: April 2017

Tiny Has Filed For Divorce From T.I. Again

April 28, 2017 / Posted by:

No, you’re not having a bout of end-of-week brain narcolepsy; this same post happened exactly four months ago. Back in December, it was revealed that Tameka “Tiny” Cottle had filed papers to end her six-year (sometimes-messy) marriage to T.I., just nine months after the birth of their third child. In March they decided to sleep on the thought of splitting up and they got back together. That didn’t last. E! News says that Tiny served T.I. with divorce papers earlier this week. T.I. responded to the papers by filing an acknowledgement on Monday. T.I. and Tiny have been together since 2002. They have three kids and share four step-children.

For the past five years, T.I. and Tiny have starred on a VH1 reality show about their lives, T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle. He told Harry Connick Jr. (it still feels like a mistake that he has a talk show) on Thursday that he’ll be sad to see the show end, but that he’s “glad to get people out of my business a little bit.” T.I. might not want to be on TV anymore, but I certainly hope Tiny doesn’t feel the same way. Tiny and her gorgeous living statue face need to be on television. Actually, this would be the perfect time for a third season of the tragically cancelled too soon Tiny and Toya! Tiny is single for the first time in sixteen years, and who better to help her navigate the dating scene than her best friend Toya Wright? Tiny and Toya Learn About Tinder, Wednesdays at 8.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Willie Ortiz, the Gato Saint of Connecticut!

The world is a landfill of shit, trash and smegma, but sometimes in the ugliness of it all, a daisy grows and we’re reminded that not all news is depressing and disgusting. Case in point: the tale of Willie Ortiz that has made even the most frozen hearts melt into a puddle of awww in chests. As Cali, one of the readers who dropped this into my inbox, points out, Willie Ortiz is the Eugene Bostick of catmanity.

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Birthday Sluts

April 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Drew and Jonathan Scott (39)
Melanie Martinez (22)
Samuel Larsen (26)
Jenna Ushkowitz (31)
Harry Shum Jr. (35)
Jessica Alba (36)
Alex Riley (36)
Michael Carbonaro (41)
Caroline Stanbury (41)
Penelope Cruz (43)
Eric Vale (43)
Jorge Garcia (44)
Elisabeth Rohm (44)
Violent J (45)
Bridget Moynahan (46)
Too Short (51)
Kim Gordon (64)
Mary McDonnell (65)
Jay Leno (67)
Paul Guilfoyle (68)
Ann-Margret (76)
Lionel Barrymore (1878-1954)
Harper Lee (1926-2016)

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Night Crumbs

April 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp responded to the claims that he overspends his money on lavish crap, like $30k a month on wine, by saying, “It’s my money. If I want to buy 15,000 cotton balls a day, it’s my thing.” That was a bad example, because we all know that Johnny doesn’t spend a cent on things you use to clean yourself – Lainey Gossip

Does urgent care treat plastic fumes inhalation? Because I think I’m suffering from that after looking at this pic – Drunken Stepfather

Lea Michele is a new kind of annoying, but I can’t hate on her for not eating fast food, because that means there’s one less trick not waiting in line in front of me at an In-N-Out in L.A. – Celebitchy

Mohamed Hadid’s fiancee says that he brought the sparkle to her eyes, and I’m going to take that to mean her eyes sparkled while thinking about all the diamonds and jewels he’s going to buy her – Reality Tea 

Chrissy Teigen turned a rainy night on the stroll into a photo shoot – The Nip Slip

As the Larries cream themselves dry, Harry Styles talked about gay rights – Towleroad

The real Pamela Anderson or a Pamela Anderson sex robot? – Hollywood Tuna 

Emily RideAJetSki is in deep thought, or she’s concentrating on pushing out a quiet and sneaky fart so no one can hear it – Popoholic

Okay, but where are the Cate Blanchett questions?! – Pajiba

Speaking of, I kind of like this alien princess maternity dress on her – Just Jared

Al Pacino is living the life with his younger piece – WWTDD

In “news you probably already saw on CNN” news, Selena Gomez cut her hair. I’m not being sarcastic, they probably covered it in detail – SOW

And now let’s end with Channing Tatum squealing on the inside while holding a unicornie balloon – Popsugar

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United Settled With The Doctor Who Got Dragged Off Their Plane

April 27, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been three weeks since an “oversold flight” led to Dr. David Dao getting pulled out of his seat on a United plane in Chicago and dragged down the aisle like his name was Dionne Warwick and that officer’s name was Aretha Franklin. Dr. Dao’s attorney, Thomas Demetrio, said that he suffered a concussion, a broken nose and lost some teefs. Dr. Dao also needed reconstructive surgery to get his nose back to working right. As soon as I heard that, I pictured every Keurig machine in United’s office getting replaced with a jar of Sanka and a used electric kettle. Because they gotta cut costs to pay up to make that stage 10 PR disaster go away.

Thomas was on Today earlier this week and said that they were going to sue and as he said that, I pictured him dancing on the inside while singing I’m So Paid. That lawsuit will never be filed, though, because CNN says that a settlement has been reached.

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