Open Post: Hosted By Channing Tatum Giving Other Celebrities Stripper Names

April 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Channing Tatum recently opened the official Magic Mike male stripper show in Las Vegas, and he’s been doing the press rounds for it. E! News showed him a bunch of pics of other male celebrities and asked him to come up with stripper aliases for them on the spot. Channing dialed his mind from: “did I really sign up to star in a gender-swapped reboot of Splash?” to: “play cutesy with the press” and gave it the old college try.

Here are some of Channing’s suggestions followed by mine:

Zac Efron

Channing: “Rusty Sparkplug
Me: “Bronzer Buttplug

George Clooney

Channing Tatum: “Debonair Dogleg
Me: Forget the game for a mo and let’s wonder why Channing is mentioning Clooney’s dogleg. Does he know something about what George is packing that we don’t? Hmmmm.

Jonah Hill

Channing: “The Unicorn
Me: Can I use “buttplug” again?

Harry Styles

Channing: “The English Muffin
Me: “Jailbait Joey

Justin Bieber

Channing: “The Tattooed Kid” (but, judging by his expression, he totally wanted to go with “Irritating Shithead
Me: “Irritating Shithead

Leonardo DiCaprio

Channing: “The Deep Experience
Me: Bitch, please! (Unless he was being shady, then sure.)

Chris Pratt

Channing: “Pratt
Me: “Secret MAGA

Watch Channing Tatum objectifying his fellow himbos below.

Pic: Instagram

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