A chain of stores, called Grandpa Joe’s Candy Shop, has introduced Pickle Juice Soda because, why not, we needed more disgusting beverages in the world and Clamato Juice already exists.
Mashable reports that fans of pickles and pickled things are going to find this a big “dill.” I didn’t pun that, they did!
“If you’re the kind of pickle lover who relishes all things pickled, this is gonna be a really big dill,” the store wrote on its Facebook page.
What does it taste like? To sum it up – DEATH. Well, they say it tastes like sweet pickle juice. So, yeah – DEATH.
“Your brain prepares you for the taste of pickle juice (like right from the jar),” the store wrote in an email. “It smells just like dill pickle juice as you might imagine. The taste is spot-on. While the flavor isn’t overwhelming, it’s sweet and would definitely satisfy that pickle craving”
You can buy a $29.99 six pack online here. Or you can just buy a jar of pickles and drink the juice. Probably cheaper.