Night Crumbs
Johnny Depp responded to the claims that he overspends his money on lavish crap, like $30k a month on wine, by saying, “It’s my money. If I want to buy 15,000 cotton balls a day, it’s my thing.” That was a bad example, because we all know that Johnny doesn’t spend a cent on things you use to clean yourself – Lainey Gossip
Does urgent care treat plastic fumes inhalation? Because I think I’m suffering from that after looking at this pic – Drunken Stepfather
Lea Michele is a new kind of annoying, but I can’t hate on her for not eating fast food, because that means there’s one less trick not waiting in line in front of me at an In-N-Out in L.A. – Celebitchy
Mohamed Hadid’s fiancee says that he brought the sparkle to her eyes, and I’m going to take that to mean her eyes sparkled while thinking about all the diamonds and jewels he’s going to buy her – Reality Tea
Chrissy Teigen turned a rainy night on the stroll into a photo shoot – The Nip Slip
As the Larries cream themselves dry, Harry Styles talked about gay rights – Towleroad
The real Pamela Anderson or a Pamela Anderson sex robot? – Hollywood Tuna
Emily RideAJetSki is in deep thought, or she’s concentrating on pushing out a quiet and sneaky fart so no one can hear it – Popoholic
Okay, but where are the Cate Blanchett questions?! – Pajiba
Speaking of, I kind of like this alien princess maternity dress on her – Just Jared
Al Pacino is living the life with his younger piece – WWTDD
In “news you probably already saw on CNN” news, Selena Gomez cut her hair. I’m not being sarcastic, they probably covered it in detail – SOW
And now let’s end with Channing Tatum squealing on the inside while holding a unicornie balloon – Popsugar
Pic: Wenn.com