Drake is currently on vacation, because sometimes you just need to get away from a pregnancy rumor, you know? In a move that seems coincidental, desperate, or a combination of both, E! News says he’s staying at the exact same resort that his former girlfriend-for-attention Jennifer Lopez was just at a week earlier with her new boyfriend A-Rod.
Drake is staying at the Casa de Campo resort in the Dominican Republic. E! says Drake and JLo missed each other by only a couple of days. I’m sure Drake is having a great time, even though all the vacation pictures he’s been posting to social media makes him look like a lonely Canadian who scored an off-season deal on itravel2000.com.
This whole situation feels a little Forgetting Sarah Marshall meets…well, Drake. Drake would totally go to the same expensive (JLo and A-Rod’s vacation reportedly cost $100,000) resort as his ex. E! News also seems to think that Drake Instagrammed a shady message for JLo by posting a picture of Golden State Warriors player Draymond Green with the caption: “When she asks how much fun you’re having without her…“.
As if a drama queen like Drake would be so subtle. If Drake really wanted to send a message to JLo, he would grabbed the closest brunette cougar and Instagrammed the two of them going parasailing with a cheesy caption about how it doesn’t matter if their parachute breaks because he’s riding “with an angel.”