R. Kelly, the most dangerous water sport device to happen to kids since the Slip ‘N Slide, has been sued by a deputy sheriff in Jackson, Mississippi for allegedly being the wrecking ball who destroyed his marriage. Kenny Bryant claims that R. Kelly caused him emotional pain and even messed with his money by having an affair with his wife whose name is Asia Childress. The shocking part is that Asia isn’t underage, but she does have the word “child” in her last name.
ABC News says that Kenny claims in the lawsuit that before he married Asia in July 2012, she had a thing with R. Kelly, but told him it was totally over. Kenny says it wasn’t and that the “I promise to be faithful” line that some say during their vows was broken from the pressure of Asia pounding on R. Kelly again. Asia went to an R. Kelly concert three months after she married Kenny and that’s allegedly when they picked up where they left off. Kenny says that Asia convinced him to move from Mississippi to Atlanta, GA for the sake of her career, but she really wanted to move for the sake of her snatch. Asia wanted to be closer to R. Kelly and that move ruined Kenny’s money situation since he had to quit his job in Mississippi. Kenny wasn’t able to find a good-paying job in Atlanta.
If you ever find yourself trapped in the closet with R. Kelly, you’ll probably find antibiotics on his shelves. Because People reports that Kenny’s complaint also claims that R. Kelly made Asia’s cooch barf up discharge, the same way you barf up whenever you see the name “R. Kelly.” Kenny alleges that Asia got chlamydia from R. Kelly. Yes, giving someone an STD is wrong, but whoever gave R. Kelly an STD that causes it to sting when he pees is a real hero in my book. Asia’s chlamydia woes supposedly ruined her sex life with Kenny. They didn’t have sex for four months because of it.
The lawsuit also says that Asia would bounce from her marital home every time R. Kelly played a show nearby. via WAPT
“Each time R. Kelly would have a concert in a nearby state, Childress would disappear to unite with her lover. Time after time, R. Kelly cuckolded Bryant, with blatant disregard for Bryant’s and Childress’ vows.”
Asia and R. Kelly’s affair has gone on for five years. She filed for divorce from Kenny and he says it’s because she wants to be with R. Kelly.
Kenny wants an unspecified amount in damages from R. Kelly for destroying his marriage, his spirit and bank accounts.
Knowingly doing somebody’s wife isn’t a good look, but it’s a step up for R. Kelly compared to the illegal gross shit he’s been accused of over the years. And the one who should be doing the suing here is Asia Childress. She should sue herself for making the bad decision of fucking R. Kelly.