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April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Henry Cavill and Tommy Cruise shot scenes together in Paris for Mission: Impossible 6. Judging by that pedostache, I’m guessing that Henry’s character isn’t allowed by law to do any missions that are within 1,000 feet of any school or daycare- Lainey Gossip

Meanwhile, Tommy’s fellow disciple of L. Ron Hubbard, Elisabeth Moss, says that the feminist story The Handmaid’s Tale is not a feminist story – Celebitchy

Please don’t tell me that the fashion world is trying to make The Stallone Sisters happen now. I miss the next generation Landers Sisters Drunken Stepfather

Kim Zolciak’s son is doing better after he was bit by a dog. And I bet that Kim is going to demand that the dog be turned into a wig for her to wear – Reality Tea

You know you’re suffering from stage 10 dick desperation when you’re thirsting over Eva Longoria’s man – The Nip Slip

Sara Jean Underwood wants her fans to pay to see her nipples in the wild – Hollywood Tuna

Luke Evans made a right down Kevin Spacey Road when asked about his private life – Towleroad

Why does Jessica Lowndes look like Leona Lewis here? – Popoholic

Ariel Winter is giving me Las Vegas mobster’s mistress – IDLYITW

The Flip or Flop couple will continue to pretend to not hate each other for the sake of their show and money – SOW

The woman that Roman Polanski raped when she was 13 is helping him to return to the U.S. without doing more jail time – Jezebel

Bily Eichner and Seth Rogen are the new Timon and Pumbaa – Just Jared

You can’t tell, but I’m pretty sure that runner shit herself out of fear after Prince William made that “deranged horse from hell” face – Popsugar

Pic: Wenn.com

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