Night Crumbs
Henry Cavill and Tommy Cruise shot scenes together in Paris for Mission: Impossible 6. Judging by that pedostache, I’m guessing that Henry’s character isn’t allowed by law to do any missions that are within 1,000 feet of any school or daycare- Lainey Gossip
Meanwhile, Tommy’s fellow disciple of L. Ron Hubbard, Elisabeth Moss, says that the feminist story The Handmaid’s Tale is not a feminist story – Celebitchy
Please don’t tell me that the fashion world is trying to make The Stallone Sisters happen now. I miss the next generation Landers Sisters – Drunken Stepfather
Kim Zolciak’s son is doing better after he was bit by a dog. And I bet that Kim is going to demand that the dog be turned into a wig for her to wear – Reality Tea
You know you’re suffering from stage 10 dick desperation when you’re thirsting over Eva Longoria’s man – The Nip Slip
Sara Jean Underwood wants her fans to pay to see her nipples in the wild – Hollywood Tuna
Luke Evans made a right down Kevin Spacey Road when asked about his private life – Towleroad
Why does Jessica Lowndes look like Leona Lewis here? – Popoholic
Ariel Winter is giving me Las Vegas mobster’s mistress – IDLYITW
The Flip or Flop couple will continue to pretend to not hate each other for the sake of their show and money – SOW
The woman that Roman Polanski raped when she was 13 is helping him to return to the U.S. without doing more jail time – Jezebel
Bily Eichner and Seth Rogen are the new Timon and Pumbaa – Just Jared
You can’t tell, but I’m pretty sure that runner shit herself out of fear after Prince William made that “deranged horse from hell” face – Popsugar
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