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Prince William, Duchess Kate and Prince Hot Ginge did a recorded conversation about their anxieties for the mental health charity, Heads Up, and this may be the first time that I’ve ever heard Duchess Kate speak. What’s really weird, though, is that the video is over 6 minutes long and not once does she burst into song like the princesses do in Disney movies. The hell kind of princess is she? – Lainey Gossip
“They must’ve Photoshopped out all of the cats crawling up her legs,” thought Brandi Glanville – Drunken Stepfather
Serena Williams reminded everyone that she’s #1 again in an Instagram open letter to her unborn baby – Celebitchy
Methinks that Demi Moore’s nipple popped out to tell her to lose those Uncle Terry glasses already – The Nip Slip
Sheree Whitfield shouldn’t stretch out her wig-shifting hand just yet, because Kim Zolciak says her return to The Real Housewives of Atlanta isn’t a done deal – Reality Tea
Not everything in the news is depressing trash. Case in point: a world champion ginger pole vaulter came out as gay. Yes, a pole vaulter – Towleroad
Panty Creamers of the Day: Muscled-up superheroes adding more muscles to their bodies – Pajiba
I was going to talk shit about Jenna Dewan’s ensemble, but then I saw Channing Tatum’s traveling preacher outfit – Popoholic
Selena Gomez’s TV brother got married – Popsugar
My frozen heart started to get the awwws for the makeup-wearing yodeler…. until I read that he wants to be like Kylie Jenner – OMG Blog
It looks like Coachella barfed all over Victoria Justice – Hollywood Tuna
Nobody cared about Caitlyn Jenner’s newest Diane Sawyer interview – Jezebel
RiRi made the mistake of posting pictures of THE QUEEN’s head Photoshopped onto her body, because THE QUEEN is working those looks a million times better than her – IDLYITW
Elton John is taking a break from his Las Vegas show after catching a bacterial infection that took him out – Just Jared
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