On Saturday, Erin Moran, traveled up to the afterworld and slid into a booth next to Tom Bosley in the great big Arnold’s drive-in in the sky. Erin was found dead at her home in New Salisbury, Indiana. The Harrison County Coroner’s Officer released a statement today saying that Erin had stage 4 cancer. Erin was reportedly being treated at home and was fed through a GI tube. They still have to wait for toxicology results, but they believe she died from complications of cancer.
The statement also shits on the “heroin overdose” rumors by saying that no illegal drugs were found at Erin’s house.
On Saturday the 22nd day of April, 2017, Erin Marie Moran-Fleischmann passed away at her residence located in New Salisbury Indiana. A joint investigation into Mrs. Moran’s death was conducted by the Harrison County Sheriff’s Department and the Harrison County Coroner’s Office. A subsequent autopsy revealed that Mrs. Moran likely succumbed to complications of stage 4 cancer. Standard toxicology tests were performed and the results are pending however no illegal narcotics were found at the residence.
Richie Cunningham, The Fonz and Marion Cunningham all gave words of condolences about Joanie’s death. Scott Baio, the dick slit wart who Erin had to pretend to be in love with (and that should go down as the greatest acting performance of all-time), said on Twitter that he will remember her warm heart and had hoped that she would find peace in her life one day. Chachi should’ve left it at that, but then he temporarily removed his rolled-up tongue from Jabba the Trump’s throbbing b-hole to talk more about Erin’s death and her addictions. Scott was a guest on The Bernie & Sid Show (via Too Fab) this morning and said that he hadn’t spoken to Erin in a while, but in the past, he did try to help her with kicking her addictions. At the time of Scott’s interview, no possible cause of death was announced by the Coroner’s Office, but he seemed to believe the “heroin overdose” fake news. Some sanctimonious gaping assholes just can’t stop being sanctimonious gaping assholes.
“I’m OK, a little shocked but not completely shocked that this happened. My thing is, I feel bad because her whole life, she was troubled, could never find what made her happy and content. For me, you do drugs or drink, you’re gonna die.
I’m sorry if that’s cold, but God gave you a brain, gave you the will to live and thrive and you gotta take care of yourself,” he added. “I’m saddened by what happened. I don’t know if it was drugs that killed her, I read one report said it might have been and I hope it … I don’t know what I hope. It’s what it is. What can you do?”
Scott also bragged about never doing drugs and never having an interest to do them. All together now (in the voice of Christian Bale): Oh, goooooooooood for you.
With that said, may Joanie haunt Chachi’s ass for the rest of his days. Actually, she shouldn’t do that. Why bother? Scott Baio already has to live with being Scott Baio and there’s no punishment worse than that.