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April 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Kellog’s Raisin Squares! Yes, I had to type it out just in case your eyeballs didn’t read “Kellogg’s Raisin Squares” in those huge letters.

Nabisco Fruit Wheats and Hidden Treasures weren’t the only cereals in the olden times that offered up secret fruit goodness (yes, if I was a superhero, my name would be Secret Fruit Goodness). Sometime in the early-80s, Kellogg’s put Raisin Squares cereal on the shelves. Like Nabisco Fruit Wheats (which actually came after Raisin Squares), Kellogg’s Raisin Squares cereal was a shredded wheat throw pillow stuffed with raisins. Don’t be fooled by that picture. Kellogg’s Raisin Squares may look like a crusty, dry and dirty asshole (What? Only I see that?), but it didn’t taste like one.

Because Raisin Squares became a hit in the cereal game in the 80s, Kellogg’s put out other flavors like Apple Cinnamon Squares and Strawberry Squares. Raisin Squares is no longer around, so if you want your fix, you gotta inject raisin crap into a Mini Wheat.

And now I leave you with this mega 80s commercial for Raisin Squares. Whatever you do, do not make eye contact with the Stepford Wife-like blonde chick at the end. The jingle is already really hypnotizing, and watching the Stepford Blonde say, “You’re going to like it there,” will have you running to a grocery store cereal aisle and furiously searching for Raisin Squares, because you’ll really want to go to “there.”

Pic: Mr. Breakfast

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