When Jabba the Trump revoked federal guidelines that allowed trans kids to choose the bathroom at school that fits their identity, the ambassador to all trans people, Caitlyn Jenner, did a video message where she read lines that were totally written by her. She let the overlord of the United States know that she’s not going to stand for this and he should call her. In news that may cause you to shit your chonines out of shock, Trump hasn’t called Caitlyn. But while whoring out her memoir during a 20/20 interview with Diane Sawyer, Caitlyn said that the Republican party better watch it, because she’s coming after them now that they’ve messed with “her community.” The Republican politicians are probably laughing at that, but they won’t be laughing when they look in the rearview mirror of their car and see Caitlyn speeding up behind them in her Escalade.
It’s been two years since Caitlyn came out as transgender in a Diane Sawyer interview (via UsWeekly) and they got back together in a sequel that airs tonight. Diane asked Caitlyn if she’s still trampin’ for Trump after everything that has happened. Caitlyn admitted that she voted for Trump and then went on to burp out some words to try to convince everyone that she doesn’t only care about herself and her bank accounts.
“Yes, I did vote for Trump, but here’s the deal breaker with the Republican party. And the deal breaker is, you mess with my community, you do the wrong thing with our community, you don’t give us equality and a fair shot, I’m coming after you.”
Caitlyn saw Trump during his inauguration and he invited her to play golf with him, and it first she was into it, but now she’s not.
“When I was at the inauguration I did say hi at a cocktail party, and he wanted me to play golf with him. At the time I thought it was a pretty good idea but since Title IX, it’s not a good idea and so I won’t be playing golf with him.”
Caitlyn better start picking out a gown that goes perfectly with gold, because I’m sure an LGBTQ organization is going to give her a bright shiny medal of honor for committing the majorly brave act of turning down Trump’s fucking golf invitation. A hero: Caitlyn Jenner is. Trump’s skin already looks like an open-faced lasagna that’s been flambéed with gasoline, but now it’s really going to look burnt after Caitlyn gave him the ultimate burn by not playing golf with him. Trick showed him!
— 20/20 (@ABC2020) April 20, 2017