Night Crumbs

April 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Ryan Gosling and Justin Theroux had lunch together and it may seem like a friend and/or business thing, but they left the restaurant separately. ESCANDALO! Ryan and Justin are obviously having a down-low gay affair and are making plans to run away together. Jennifer Aniston is going to be poor, miserable, lonely Jen again. And this time home wrecked by a Canadian. They’re supposed to be polite! – Lainey Gossip

Charisma Carpenter is giving me “all-natural mermaid caught in a net” hotness – Drunken Stepfather 

That’s great for Posh Beckham that she got an OBE, but that shit is a joke and I can’t respect it until one is given to the real jewel of England, Jodie Marsh! – Celebitchy

“Big deal, we’ve dated him too, Sonja Morgan” said everybody who has a vagina – Reality Tea 

The truth is, Lifetime is probably going to shit can Dance Moms because they need to make way for their new show: Dance Cell Mates starring Prisoner 666 (aka Abby Lee Miller) – SOW

If Warren Beatty made the announcement that Miami is renaming one of its streets after Moonlight, he would’ve said, “And I am pleased to announce that Miami is renaming one of its streets La La Land Way!” – Towleroad

I can practically hear the screaming coming from that string holding in Jessica Simpson’s titty balls as it tries to hold on for dear life – IDLYITW

There’s only one right answer to the question “What’s your favorite board game?” and that answer is: Fireball Island – Pajiba

Just wrap me up in this picture, turn off the lights and leave the room – Popsugar

Kate Upton’s tits and pits look like they’ve been FaceTuned – Hollywood Tuna 

It was nice of Beyonce to let Rosario Dawson wear one of her old Destiny’s Child outfits from the early-aughts – Popoholic

And in sad and shitty news, Cuba Gooding Sr. was found dead in his car and the police believe he overdosed – Just Jared


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