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April 18, 2017 / Posted by:

The Rock and Vin Diesel have really put an end to their fight of egos for once and for all and are ready to work together on the next Fast and Furious movie. The Fate of the Furious has made over half a billion dollars worldwide already. So, I’m sure that these two muscled-up peen heads agreed to do another movie together because they realized they were being dumb and not because they want even more MONAY! Not that I blame them or anything… – Lainey Gossip

Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Halsey and Justin Bieber need to start wearing “My Name Is [Insert Their Name Here]” tags on their forehead because I can’t tell them apart anymore – Celebitchy

Charlotte McKinney was either at Coachella or she just posed in front of a giant poster of a desert house – Drunken Stepfather

If I was high on some kind of hallucinogenic while watching Tove Lo at Coachella, I’d probably expect her nips to start singing into the mic – The Nip Slip

Former Countess LuAnn’s daughter got a DUI – Reality Tea

Nothing will give you the full-body tingles like picturing an oiled-up Ice-T fuck Coco while wearing figure skates – WWTDD

A tattoo of what’s supposed to be Aaron Rodgers working a jock strap and a crop top has the homophobes’ assholes in a twist – Towleroad

Jeans, no shirt and a leather cap? Candice Swanepoel stole the look of 75% of the dudes at a leather bar – Hollywood Tuna

This American Assassin movie starring Dylan O’Brien and Taylor Kitsch is a comedy, right? – Pajiba

I bet if a TSA agent opened up Olivia Munn’s carry-on, they’d only find dozens and dozens of Japanese potatoes – Popoholic

Bella Thorne wants Kristen Stewart to be the SamRo to her LiLoIDLYITW

Luke Evans may be brushing his cheeks against Jon Kortajarena’s mink stole brows again – Just Jared

Oh, it’s just two homeless desert rats giving off zero amounts of heat while kissing at a gas station – Popsugar

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