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April 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Do you remember that dress you bought from dELiA*s in the 90s and wore it in the picture you submitted for Sassy Magazine’s Sassiest Girl In America contest ? Well, that shameless thief Selena Gomez broke into your house, went into your garage, snatched that dress out of the box marked “90s fashunz” and wore it to Coachella with The WeekndLainey Gossip

Lisa Rinna is serving “Look, we could be sisters!” with her daughter. Pimp Mama Kris approves – Reality Tea

I was going to say that Phoebe Price must be working a side job as Parasite Hilton’s stylist, but Wonky wishes she had it like that – The Nip Slip 

Add Chris Pine and Sofia Boutella to the pile marked “actors who are probably casually doing it” along with Orlando Bloom and Nina DobrevCelebitchy

Kate Upton’s shitty Britney Spears impersonation gets a soggy Cheeto from me. I mean, it looks like she almost perfectly lip-synched every single lyric. Brit Brit would never! It’s like Kate Upton doesn’t even know who she’s impersonating  – Drunken Stepfather

Ricky Martin’s nipples made an appearance on CBS Sunday MorningTowleroad

If Destiny’s Child ever gets back together, this is what the lineup is probably going to look like. Poor Michelle, again  – Starcasm

The first picture from the 896th remake of A Star Is Born is out and two things: 1. It’s going to be a Razzie-sweeping mess. And 2. Bradley Cooper looks like the lead of the mid-west’s fourth most popular Creed cover band – OMG Blog

Pink circa 1999, is that you? – WWTDD

Kara Del Toro’s dress thing looks like it’s covered with a gonorrhea rash that was spray painted gold – Popoholic

Like every other semi-famous 20-something actress who wanted a reason to wear coochie cutters, Victoria Justice was at Coochella – Hollywood Tuna

Drake claimed that a country club in La Quinta, CA racially profiled him – Just Jared

Carmelo and La La Anthony’s seven year marriage is done for now – Popsugar

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