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April 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Putter, the ice cream squirrel of Holden Beach, North Carolina!

Taco Squirrel just stowawayed on a Peter Pan Bus headed from NYC to North Carolina after learning that there’s a magical place in NC where the humans give squirrels tiny squirrel-sized ice cream cones. Scott and Pam Martin, the owners of Fantasy Isle ice cream shop and mini golf course, tell AP that they adopted an accidental mascot in Putter the squirrel after that fluffy thief got used to the humans and one day snatched a cone from a lady.

Putter has become the star of Fantasy Isle and she regularly runs around the mini golf course and Scott says she “actually plays golf with the kids.” Um, I’m going to assume that Scott is on the right kind of hallucinogenics until I see video of Putter using a teeny tiny golf club to putt a teeny tiny golf ball, and yes, I truly want to see this.

Scott and Pam wanted Putter to stop Lindsay Lohan-ing from their customers, so they feed her a tiny sugar-free vanilla ice cream cone twice a day. They also ask customers to not feed her. Living the life: Putter is!

And I may or may not be thinking about renting a squirrel costume and boarding a flight to North Carolina so that I can spend my days running around a miniature golf course between eating a free vanilla ice cream cone.

Pic: YouTube

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