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Baby Sunny from The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ To Town!

Rankin/Bass Productions is probably best known for bringing to life legendary stop motion Christmas characters like Hermey, Clarice, Heat Miser, Snow Miser and ginger Santa Claus, but they also made Easter specials including The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ To Town, which told the 100% true story of the Easter Bunny and Easter Eggs. Forget going to Easter Sunday mass. Everyone should watch The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ To Town to learn the real reason for why we celebrate Easter.

The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ To Town is also an origin story of sorts for the mailman (voiced by Fred Astaire). This masterpiece starts off with the mailman reading letters from kids, who obviously grew up to be serial killers (see: their writing). They want to know how the Easter Bunny and Easter eggs came to be. The mailman tells the story of a town called Kidville, which was ran by happy orphans including him. On one Easter morning, the happy orphans find a down-and-out orphan bunny and they name him Sunny. Sunny grows up to be a bossy ass bunny who tells the happy orphans that they should trade their delicious eggs, made by hens called the Hendrew Sisters, for shit they need. Sunny boils the eggs so they won’t break during the trip.

While deliver the eggs, Sunny meets a hobo who tells him that a place called Town would love his eggs. But while making his way to Town, Gadzooks, a cunty holiday-ruining bears, steals his eggs. Sunny goes to Town anyway and learns that it’s a mostly childless shit hole (or a childless dream land if you hate kids) run by a child king and his glamorous ginger auntie. The child king tells Sunny that he really just wants to be a normal child but his glamorous ginger auntie won’t let him. Sunny goes back to Kidville and he and the happy orphans come up with a plan to get eggs to the child king. They dye them and Sunny tells Gadzooks that they’re just colored stones. Sunny hands the colored eggs to the people of Town and everyone is happy until the glamorous ginger auntie runs him out of there and bans eggs.

To make a really long true story (which you should already know since it’s important than the Bible!!!) short, it ends happily and we also learn how jelly beans, the chocolate bunny and the Easter lily came to be.

The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ To Town should be as big as Rankin/Bass’ Christmas movies, because it really has everything: an asshole bear, a drunk woodland hobo, singing hens, a child king with strawberry Ann Jillian hair, a glamorous ginger Dowager and an adorably stoned baby bunny. This Easter classic has many breakout stars, but the best one is Baby Sunny. Not only is Baby Sunny a bright spot of The Easter Bunny Is Comin’ To Town, but he’s also many of us on this Easter Sunday. Because at around 4 this afternoon, some of us will be so spent from overstuffing our stomach bags with Honey Baked Ham, Peeps-infused vodka, Betty Crocker Potato Au Gratin, pink wine and a Pisco Sour made with Cadbury Creme Eggs that we’ll be lying in the fetal position like Baby Sunny.

And it’s obvious that Baby Sunny is stoned when those kids find him. Stoners love the sun!

Happy Easter, everyone!

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