Hot Slut Of The Day!

Thank you to everyone who stuck this into my inbox. You truly know my love of easy access fuck time clothes.

Vetements, the ridiculous fashion label that sells over-overpriced crap you can find at the bottom of a Goodwill drop-off bin, teamed up with Levi’s for a collection. In the Vetements x Levi’s collection are a pair of jeans that are perfect for rich ass bitches (or messes who like to blow rent money on one pair of jeans) who are either looking for an easy way to free their farts or an easy way to get quick dick.

These Vetements Levi’s, which may or may not have been designed by Ryan O’Neil’s So Fine character, can be yours for the extra low price of just $1,870. There’s also a busted denim Pampers version for just $1,090. Sure you can make your own using a pair of your mom’s ugly Levi’s from the 70s and old zippers, but then you couldn’t brag to people about maxing out your credit card for some Vitametavetements shit.

This is what those retina-burning jeans look like when the fart vent is zipped up (they look better when it’s unzipped):

Sure, jeans like this have existed before for a lot, lot less money, but still. I salute this mess, because the world can never have too many easy access jeans. I mean, when you hook up with a trick in a bathroom stall at the club, pulling your pants down is so unrefined. Why do that when you can just easily and elegantly zip your way to a quickie?

Pics: Vetements/Instagram