It took long enough, but someone finally matched up the former Homewrecker Queen of Hollywood Sienna Miller and noted cheating tramp slut Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is an executive producer on The Lost City of Z and Sienna Miller’s in that shit. The movie had its Hollywood premiere last week, and Page Six says that at a dinner afterward, Sienna and Brad were “seriously flirting.” If Sienna was “seriously flirting” with Brad while he was dressed like this, she was either drunker than me after doing my taxes or she really gets the down-low tingles for pepaw clothes.
One source says that there were many people from the movie at that dinner and there were several conversations going on, but another source says that Sienna and Brad mainly stuck with each other and he was in very high spirits, which may or may not be code for: bitch was stoned.
But Pitt and Miller were “heavily enjoying each other’s company,” and “they were talking to each other all night,” according to our witness.
It seems that their tête-à-tête has perked up the actor, who has been looking seriously thin during his divorce from Angelina Jolie. Another source told us that Pitt was “in very high spirits, which he hasn’t been for a long time. He seems to be over a hump.”
The Sienna Miller of 2008 would be so ashamed of the Sienna Miller of 2017. I mean, flirting with a married dude after he’s already left his wife? What’s the point of that? 2008 Sienna Miller’s bull dozer vagina would never rev up for a dude who’s already in the middle of a divorce! With that said, are we sure Sienna was “seriously flirting” with Brad? If she looked like she was wrapped up in what he was saying and gazing adoringly at him, it’s probably because she was sleeping with her eyes open as he drooled out boring words about his art.