Bijou Phillips Got Her Kidney Transplant

In good news, er, news, actress Bijou Phillips was the recipient of a kidney transplant this week. Bijou has battled kidney disease for several years now, and has been on dialysis. It was revealed in February that she was told that she needed a kidney transplant stat. Well, she got it.

US Magazine reports that Bijou’s husband, annoying Scientologist Danny Masterson, shared a pic of Bijou and her kidney donor on Instagram.

My lady has been slowing dying for the past 7 years of an incurable kidney disease. She was given the gift of an encore by a tall angel. Our daughter will have a mother. We do not take lightly how incredibly fortunate we are. 100% successful transplant. Now the real work begins for her to silence any chance of rejection. Our deepest gratitude to a perfect transplant team. And a life owed to a tall drink of water. Sláinte!

A post shared by dannymasterson (@dannymasterson) on Apr 6, 2017 at 9:51pm PDT

Now that Bijou got her kidney and it looks like (fingers crossed) things are going to be ok – can we talk about her kidney donor? Dude’s a hot beardo. He looks like a tall Huck from the tv show Scandal. A tall Guerillmo Diaz is my speed. Is this dude donating other things?

Your weekend gossip blogger has but one kidney and has been told that, if that goes, he should just cancel all his plans for the remainder of life because he’ll be chained to a dialysis machine. Screw that. I’m going for the transplant. And I want a hot donor, too. But I don’t want to have to be married to an annoying actor who novelty DJs under the nom de guerre of DJ Mom Jeans and allegedly might be a rapist so that I’m on the top of the transplant recipient list.

*frown* I’m very demanding, I know.

Pic: WENN