Who Is March’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

April 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Only a Hot Slut of the Month showdown could bring together Jackie Hoffman as Joan Crawford’s German housekeeper, an educational toy from the 1970s, a superstar cosplay drag queen and an alien pinup from your nightmares. Actually, some kinky bitch’s dream orgy could bring those four together too, but let’s not get into that.

The Plushie-Loving Seal’s reign as our current HSOTM has come to an end and it’s time to find their successor. As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes and the fourth one was picked by me. If I didn’t pick the weird sperm person-looking thing, I would’ve been disappointed in myself. Your choices this month are:

Jackie Hoffman as Mamacita, who’s the bright shining breakout star of FX’s Feud and snatches every scene she’s in with her pursed lips and eyes of pure judgement. Feud better not end without a full episode where Mamacita and Bette Davis throw squinty shank eyes at each other the entire time.

The Little Professor, the backwards calculator that brought hours of entertainment and probably taught Will Hunting everything he knows.

Nina Bo’nina Brown, the exquisite drag queen alien who traveled from her home planet of Mars (aka Ziggy Stardust’s home planet) to earth on a giant rhinestone and eventually became the one to beat on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Hi Stranger, the nose-less nightmare creature with a bubble butt who was created by animator Kirsten Lepore to both soothe and fuck up your nerves.

Voting is below. The winning Hot Slut of the Month will be crowned next Friday!


Pics: @FeudFXBrazil, Pinterest, Instagram, YouTube

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