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Pillsbury Wiener Wrap!

Pillsbury Wiener Wrap should be HSOTD for the simple fact that its name is Wiener Wrap! Pillsbury started selling Wiener Wrap in 1974 and is still around in certain parts today. And by “certain parts,” I do mean rectums:

Wiener Wrap is the perfect thing for people who don’t want to gobble up a wiener bare. They’re a flavored puffy coat for your wiener and came in flavors like cheese, onion and Mexican. Usually when you put a cheesy wiener in your mouth, you immediately tell its owner to spray it down with a garden hose before you put your mouth around it again. But in this case, a cheesy wiener is a delicious treat. You can look at it as a puff pastry condom or puff pastry foreskin. Take your pick!

I’ve never ever seen Wiener Wraps at any grocery store I’ve been to in the U.S. When I want to wrap a wiener in doughy goodness, I have to use Crescent Rolls and that crap never fits. So Pillsbury should put Wiener Wrap in all stores, because it looks like a perfect fit and they can also market it to people who are on a high-carb diet and are always looking to get some extra carbs in wherever they can. When you’re about to give your man a beej, just wrap an uncooked Wiener Wrap sleeve around him and gobble your way to more carbs. Just DON’T put it in the oven!

Pics: Pinterest, Dr. Heckle