Open Post: Hosted By The Shit-Throwing Chimpanzee Who Got Grandma

April 3, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t think chimps, or any other animal, love it when humans stare and shout at ’em while they’re trapped in the zoo, but a chimp at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, MI really wasn’t loving it and let the people know by doing what angry chimps do sometimes. The chimp turned into an expert caca sniper and launched a shit ball at the people. That chimp made a granny shot and I mean that in more ways than one.

The visitors thought that the move the chimp was doing was a little cutesy dance for them and didn’t realize he was upset until he threw poop at them. The shit landed right on grandma and turned her into Poonocchio. Grandma ended up with a Paris Hilton nose made of chimp caca. I guess this is one way to get justice for Harambe.

Poor memaw, I bet she didn’t even want to go to the stupid zoo. She wanted to stay home and watch her stories, and now the sight of her working a shit schnoz is all over the internet thanks to her grandchildren. I bet that as they all laughed, abuelita rage filled her veins and she eventually reached for her chancleta. Granny didn’t want to jump into that enclosure and go after the shit launcher, she wanted to use her chancleta on her damn family for bringing her there in the first place!

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