Yesterday (in what I was hoping was the worse April Fool’s Day prank of life), it appeared that former lap dance associate Blac Chyna and sock magnate Rob Kardashian were trying to work through their differences after last month’s unnecessary drama. And, of course, by “work through their differences,” I mean get as much attention as possible to please their boss, Kris Jenner. Man, I tell you, Pimp Mama Kris be puttin’ in overtime with her pimping. She never misses an opportunity to have her employees shake and shimmy for the cameras.
Rob and Chyna have taken to social media to prove to everyone that their love is timeless (i.e. nobody gives a fuck about us anymore so let’s do the most to keep shit going!). Yesterday, E! posted videos from Chyna’s Snapchat (via Instagram) of the two
fame whores love birds convincing the world that they’re the new Ashford & Simpson by proving their love (for the camera) is solid as a rock.
If you look up the definition for the word “thirst” online, the first page will be filled with links to Chyna and Rob’s social media pages since these bitches are both dehydrated. Never before have I seen such attempts to make people care again, and the sad thing is that their fifteen minutes of fame have been up for fifteen hours, but they still haven’t gotten the memo yet. I blame Pimp Mama Kris who, according to E!, had a hand in keeping this fuckery going.
“The main reason why the Kardashian family is so involved with Dream is Kris, who has worked hard to focus Rob on being present for his daughter,” an insider said. “Kris has been super focused on being the rock, and she’s building a bridge between Chyna and the rest of family.”
Chyna sure has worked her way up from catching dollar bills with her ass cheeks to entering the fabulous world of the fame whoring elite. But, unfortunately her plots and plans at becoming Angela Kardashian and making shit loads of cash have come to an end. TMZ reports that amidst the fear of Chyna’s reputation putting a bad mark on the Kardashian brand (please stop laughing so hard, you’ll piss your pants) sisters Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian filed paperwork to make sure that, even if she and Rob do enter into an unholy union, Chyna can never legally take their family name. And now with the knowledge that she’s ineligible to shake that ass for tips under the Kardashian moniker I won’t be holding my breath for this reunion to last very long.