If you haven’t been following the basic cable journey of pedo-enabling monster Mama June and her transformation from a chunky child-ruining demon into a skinny child-ruining demon, then you’re probably looking at that picture while thinking that another April Fools’ joke has been dropped on you. But that’s really what Mama June looks like now. The world of fine gourmet cuisine is definitely shedding several tears today, because it looks like Mama June isn’t going to make her signature dish sketti sauce anytime soon….
On WeTV’s Mama June: From Not To Hot (yes, that’s really the title), they’ve been following Mama June as she loses tons of chunk through exercise, diet (RIP sketti sauce) and various surgeries including gastric sleeve surgery and skin removal. And on last night’s finale, 37-year-old Mama June showed off her size 4 body to her family. Skinny Mama June is giving me a half comatose Christina El Moussa with a drop of a melting Amber Heard wax figure.
Mama June is also whoring out her weight-loss hard in People, and they posted this picture of her that definitely broke several dozen copes of Photoshop.
— People Magazine (@people) April 1, 2017
And while many of you are probably wondering if the doctors also lipo’d out the more evil parts of Mama June’s dark soul, I’m wondering if her forklift foot got an extreme makeover too. Did the gnats have to relocate?! I need to know.