Open Post: Hosted By Some Pavlov Pussy Shit

April 1, 2017 / Posted by:

A couple of days ago, the Twitter account @b_ru_ru mesmerized the internet by tweeting a hypnotizing video of two fancy and polite pussies delicately ringing a bell to get a delicious treat onto the white porcelain plates in front of them. The video left minds blown, including mine. Because I always thought that when a cat wants a treat, they jump onto the face of their human and claw that trick’s eyeballs until a bitch screams “MERCY!” and gives them whatever they want. But this video has proven me very, very wrong.

Ivan Pavlov and his dogs must’ve all clutched their imaginary pearls in the afterworld after watching these two cats behave like distinguished dignitaries at a formal dinner. Although, the one on the left still has a touch of the uncouths.

The cat on the left is like Eliza Doolittle after one week of training and the one on the right is like Eliza Doolittle after four weeks of training. And they’re both like fancy versions of Oliver Twist. This is such a polite way of saying, “Please, sir, I want some more.”

Honestly, that human probably thinks they’ve trained those cats, but it’s the other way around. Those cats have trained that human to give them treats whenever they ring a bell. When that human hears a bell ring in the middle of the night, they’ll automatically get up to give those cats a treat. And they better be quick about it.

Pic: @b_ru_ru

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