Brand new food truck mogul Jeff Goldblum will reprise his role as hot Dr. Ian Malcolm in the sequel to Jurassic World. If you’re thinking to yourself that the only way you’ll be into this idea is if Chuck Tingle rewrites the script and turns it into gay dino porn featuring Dr. Ian, then yes, you’re alone in thinking that, you sucio fuck! – Lainey Gossip
Bella Thorne is getting one step closer to bleaching her b-hole on Snapchat – Drunken Stepfather
Oh whatever, Kelly Osbourne, whose mom hasn’t had them locked up in a mental ward for three days? – Celebitchy
The Photoshop, Instagram Filter, CGI And Velvet Painting Awards: Pamela Anderson posing in lingerie – The Nip Slip
Speaking of pictures that look like they’ve been dipped in CGI, rolled in Photoshop and covered with Instagram filters, the pride of Germany did a Baywatch-themed photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna
Semi-bad news for the two of us who watched Ladies of London, the show hasn’t been renewed yet – Reality Tea
The director of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 got vague when talking about how they might have put a gay character in the movie. This feels like Beauty and the Beast’s “exclusively gay moment” all over again. I bet that the gay character is Baby Groot and he “comes out” by getting all giddy when a Village People song comes on – Towleroad
In “this could be a mess” news, M. Night Shyamalan’s third movie will be a sequel to Split and Unbreakable – Pajiba
RuPaul and his rancher husband brought the tall-as-hell hotness to the Time 100 gala – Popsugar
The paps took pictures of Josie Canseco, because I guess bigger stars like Phoebe Price were busy – Popoholic
Bill Cosby’s daughter defended him in an essay – Jezebel
Um, do those dudes not see that all of that fruit has been tainted by the cut-off head of a Miley Cyrus impersonator? – Just Jared
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If you’ve been to camp, or were in a club, or have gone to a retreat for your job, then you have most likely been forced to do a trust fall. Or as many call it the “don’t play and drop me or I’ll knee you in the asshole” fall. I’ve been on both sides of a trust fall and it’s equally as awful. Whenever I’ve had to fall into someone’s arms, I stand there wondering if they’re going to mess with me and not catch me. Then I’ll end up cracking my head on the ground and forever be known as the poor bitch who trusted the wrong one during a stupid trust fall. And whenever I’ve had to catch someone, I stand there trying to resist the urge to mess with them for fun and laughs. Us humans do the trust fall exercise because we’re dumb. I would think that since cats are smart, they wouldn’t fool with that bullshit. But one did.
Two weekends ago, Aaron Carter performed a sold-out (the 13-year-old in me assumes) show at the pool area of the Flamingo in Las Vegas. He looked a little worse for wear, something that was only magnified by all that acid washed NO. We’re used to seeing Aaron look rough, but it was his body that was making some people adjust their glasses and wonder out loud why he looked a little less buff than he has in the past. Aaron took to Twitter yesterday and explained why his body looks the way it does. According to Aaron, he’s “basically” got an “eating disorder” in the form of a hiatal hernia.
Jesse Williams, the dreamy-eyed hot piece from Grey’s Anatomy that every tricks gets the leaks over, and his wife of almost 5 years, Aryn Drake-Lee, are getting a divorce. On the same day the news of their divorce came out, Blind Gossip said that one of their blind items was about Jesse and Minka Kelly. The blind claimed that a married actor and an actress were acting very much like a couple in Paris. TMZ added to that rumor just a tiny bit by saying that Jesse and Minka have been in Paris shooting something together and they’ve been seen hanging out both on and off set. TMZ’s source wouldn’t say if they’re bumping genitals or not. But Jesse was going through LAX on Tuesday and one of TMZ’s camera dudes asked him about Minka. Jesse didn’t say a word. He let his jacket do the talking.
Actually, that’s not true. Time magazine seems a bit too stuffy and uptight to partner with such a sexy retailer. But that didn’t stop model Ashley Graham from slinking onto the red carpet of the annual Time 100 Gala in New York City last night in a silk nightie and robe combo. Oh, and a corset belt and jeweled choker, because Ashley clearly knows the difference between a proper formal lingerie look and looking like you just woke up from an afternoon catnap in your sugar daddy’s mansion.
If Erin Moran’s brother is telling the truth, then in that picture above, she may be thinking to herself, “I wish I could get on something like that instead of getting on Chachi’s baby carrot cock,” while staring at hot dogs on the craft service table.
Somewhere in heaven last night, Erin Moran grabbed a bag of popcorn and sat in the front row to watch her brother read a motherfucker like the climax in a Jackie Collins novel. I think that Scott Baio might technically be a flatworm now because Erin’s older brother, Tony Moran, tore him several new assholes. Tony went after Scott on Facebook and Twitter for publicly bringing up the rumor that Erin died of a heroin overdose and also mouth shitting out a river of sanctimonious diarrhea about booze, drugs and addicts. When the Coroner’s Office announced that Erin most likely died of stage 4 cancer complications, Scott whined about how the media is making him out to be the fuck fart he is and also said that he would’ve never said what he said if he knew she had a terminal disease. Tony Moran has taken Scott’s apology, rolled it up, handed it back to him and told himself to dry fuck himself with it.