Archives: March 2017

“Dancing With The Stars” Doesn’t Deserve Charo Anyway!

March 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Dancing with Charo (And A Bunch Of Nobodies) had its second episode on Monday, and Deadline says the ratings were down. It’s obvious why. The jealous and shit-brained judges committed an illegal act by giving Charo a score of 21 out of 40 the week before. The people just couldn’t bear to watch as the judges continued to do the ultimate wrong by giving the flawless Spanish rose such low scores. Charo apparently agrees.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Pomeranian Who Truly Knows How To Travel

March 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Screw driving. Screw taking the bus. Screw Uber. Screw Lyft. Screw the subway. Screw a helicopter. Screw riding a bike. Screw a Segway. Screw a boat. Screw roller skates. Screw walking. Screw being pushed in a shopping cart. This Pomeranian knows how to get around, and her mode of transportation is 100% eco-friendly! That Pom Pom is more of a savior to the environment than Leonardo DiCaprio is.

Instagram stars Boomer and Lady were filmed by their human going for a little stroll. I don’t have to tell you which one is Lady. Every Pomeranian is named either Lady or Chanel. It’s a law. Anyway, here’s Lady luxuriating in a royal blue chariot as Boomer the Newfoundland chauffeurs her around.

Boomer does look a little lost, as if there was a temporary glitch in his GPS. Lady probably docked his tip because of that.

via Tastefully Offensive

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Tyga And Rob Kardashian Might Have Joined Forces To Take Down Blac Chyna

March 30, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t know for sure if that’s Blac Chyna’s face when she’s plotting her next diabolical move, but it seems like a completely appropriate reaction to the latest development in her fight against Tyga and Rob Kardashian.

Earlier this month, Chyna and Rob found themselves in the middle of an ugly custody battle. Most people don’t have the energy for one messy battle, but since Chyna thrives on drama, she’s gotten into a second one with Tyga. Chyna dragged Tyga on Snapchat, alleging he doesn’t pay child support. Now TMZ is saying that Chyna is afraid her kids’ fathers are teaming up to take her down. Don’t take it personally, Chyna – I’m sure they’re just taking orders from Pimp Mama Kris.

Sources tell TMZ that Tyga and Rob became close after Rob and Chyna’s relationship imploded. She now believes they’re ganging up and spreading lies about her. One such lie she heard was from Tyga. Sources say he was allegedly blabbing to his friends that Chyna called him recently and wanted to get back together.

TMZ says Chyna flipped out because that statement is about as real as her ass. She and Tyga rarely talk, and the only reason she called him was to demand he pay the nannies for their son, King. Tyga apparently misinterpreted the phone call and thought she wanted to talk about more than nannies (wink wink). Oh please, Tyga – YOU WISH. Literally the only reason anyone would call Tyga is to ask where their money is.

Here’s Tyga looking like a colorblind child who got dressed all by themselves while out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with Scott Disick.

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

Chris Brown Won’t Let His Lawyers Accept Karrueche Tran’s Restraining Order

March 30, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Brown admitted recently that if you date him and break up with him, it won’t take long before you feel like Rockwell in the Somebody’s Watching Me video. Chris Brown will stalk you. Nothing will stop Chris from his relentless pursuit to be the worst ex-boyfriend in the world. Not even legal documents telling him to stay away. The New York Daily News says that Chris Brown refuses to accept the restraining order that was granted to his ex Karrueche Tran last month.

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