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March 31, 2017 / Posted by:

The Attack Pussy of Hamilton!

Being a mail carrier is hard. You gotta deal with the sun roasting your skin in the summer. You gotta deal with the Snow Miser’s breath turning your bones into icicles in the winter. You gotta deal with annoying people yelling at you because some shit they’re expecting hasn’t shown up. You gotta deal with smiling and waving at people who smile and say hi to you (that’s probably the worst). You gotta deal with the threat of dogs trying to Cujo your ass. And well, one mail carrier in Canada also has to deal with her soul temporarily jumping out of her body from the terrifying sight of the attack cat of Hamilton! That guard pussy could make Cujo hide under the bed and do the Sign of the Cross with his paw while praying to God to protect him.

Debra Anderson is a Canada Post carrier in Hamilton, Ontario and she shared videos on YouTube (via HuffPo) of her nemesis, a menacing gato she faces on her route nearly every single day. Debra writes in the description of the videos that while delivering mail to one house, a tuxedo cat jumps at the window and tries to get her. During Canadian Thanksgiving every year, Debra must give special thanks to the inventors of glass, because if it wasn’t for them, she may not have a face.

Here’s one video of Debra encountering the Attack Pussy of Hamilton, and it’s best if you watch the first part while listening to the Jaws theme:

Debra writes that even though that cat wants to murder her, she loves him and loves their moments together:

It is the highlight of my route and I love him! Scarier than any dog yet….Pretty sure it would rip my face off if the glass window didn’t keep him in. Hamilton, Ontario alarm system. “Protect this House”

I love my job so much and this cat truly makes my day. It’s hate for me “could” hurt my feeling…just the one…but I feel there may be a deeper issue at hand. Pretty sure it wants to kill me.

Debra is really chill and really cool about the whole thing, but she better watch out. That rabid puss is slowly weakening the glass and one day it’s going to break. Debra better carry a laser pointer for when that day comes and she’ll need to distract Catjo. And I can already hear you cat apologists (apawlogists?) saying that a coven of dog witches must’ve possessed that cat with the spirit of a mean, asshole canine to further smear the reputation of catmanity!

Pic: YouTube

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