Chris Evans and Jenny Slate dated for a little less than a year and called it quits almost two months ago, and I thought that would be the last we’d hear of that random pairing. But it wasn’t. Chris and Jenny have lots to say about each other. Last week, Jenny gushed about her ex during an interview with Vulture. Now Chris is the one gushing about Jenny. Old Faithful better watch out, because Chris and Jenny are coming for its job.
Chris recently spoke to People to promote Gifted, the movie they met on. Here’s all the over-the-top lovely things Chris had to say about Jenny.
“She’s my favorite human. She’s the best. I’ve never ever ever met someone in my life who has a mastery of the English language the way she does. She’ll give you one sentence and there’s no fat to it. You’re like, ‘You just chose such an unbelievable collection of words that beautifully articulate what you say.’
It’s like an art form talking with her, because the visuals associated with her expression are just so colorful. She’s so vulnerable, so honest, so interested in other people more than herself, she’s incredibly compassionate, there’s just nothing to not love about her.”
Chris might be overselling how much he loOoOoOoves his ex-girlfriend, just a little. Especially since Jenny admitted during her interview with Vulture that she hasn’t really seen or spoken to Chris since they broke up. Like, if your ex-girlfriend is your “favorite human” and hearing her say “Hey, what’s up?” can make the clouds part and the sky fill with sunshine and singing birds, maybe she should be upgraded back to girlfriend? Or at least call her once in a while? Just a thought.