According to Radar, Kris Jenner is ready to slither on from the Kronk to her Yzma Corey Gamble after a little over two years of being her boy toy. A source claims that shortly after Valentine’s Day, 61-year-old Kris told 36-year-old Corey she needed some space to focus on her family and Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Radar says that KUWTK ratings are in the crapper, and a source claims that Kris believed she was getting “side-tracked” with Corey. She’s decided to put her family first before her own needs and wants. Ew. I didn’t need the mental image of Kris’ rubber mask face cooing “I want you” to Corey while laying seductively on her bed wearing whatever she thinks Kim wears when she’s in the drowsy-faced mood.
Corey is currently away from the Kompound on a ski trip and he might want to think about updating his boy toy resume for when he gets back to Los Angeles. Radar’s source seems to think Kris will probably turn their break into a break-up.
“Kris seems to be much less invested in this relationship that she used to be. They are not broken up yet because she has not decided to pull the plug on her and Corey completely, but a lot of people in her inner circle think that Corey was nothing but a rebound from Caitlyn anyways!”
Of course, other “sources” tell TMZ that Kris and Corey are still together and definitely not breaking up. I’m positive that source is Kris, and she’s just covering her ass so her kids don’t find out. After all, you need the right time to tell your grown children and their husbands that you’ve had to fire their favorite babysitter.
If Radar’s source is telling the truth and Kris does break up with Corey, then that means she’ll soon be on the prowl for fresh meat. Let’s see, her type is young, obedient, invested in her family and career, and desperate to be with someone famous. That sounds like the perfect job for boy toy for hire Casper Smart. He just needs to woo her a little. I’m sure that position is 100% his if he slips her a document showing that he has legally changed his name to Kasper.