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March 28, 2017 / Posted by:

The Pride of Bowen!

A powerful cyclone named Debbie pounded northeast Australia today, leaving around 50,000 houses without power and some homeless. Debbie also snatched up roofs and fences. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull said that shit is serious and naval vessels and force helicotpers have been sent to Queensland to help out. But even though the people are going through it in Queensland, you can always count on one fuck deficient hero to say what we’re all thinking when Debbie goes Down Under and does Queensland.

Channel 7 weatherman Paul Burt was interviewing locals in the town of Bowen about Debbie when he put a mic in front of a dude who was passing the time by playing cards and drinking. That man was ready and perfectly delivered the lines he knew would make an already red-faced Paul even more red-faced. Debbie blew away all the fucks he had to give.

Paul: So you’re a local?

Pride of Bowen: Well, I am actually, and I’ve finally met Debbie. I’ve heard about Debbie doing other things, but now she’s giving Bowen a blowjob-

Paul: SO conditions out there obviously looking very-this is Bowen, people! You should see what’s written on the fence line around here.

And I bet that dude is the one who wrote it. Here’s to the Pride of Bowen, because someone had to say it on the local news.

Pic: 7 Live

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