Abby Lee Miller, the barbecued sea witch who became a star from eating the souls of children on camera, announced in a dramatic CAPS-FILLED Instagram post that she’s done with being used by the producers of Dance Moms. Abby says she’s quitting the show after 7 seasons, because she’s done with the sexism and the dude producers not giving her the credit she deserves.
The only way to read this verbal shanking is to read it while picturing Abby’s teeth melting as the flaming words of fury come shooting out of her mouth. If Abby shat up this monologue to the producer’s mothers on the season premiere of Lifetime’s new show Producer Moms, I’d totally watch every second of it.
The majority of children that follow me may be fast asleep, however now is the critical time to make the following statement: I WILL NO LONGER TAKE PART IN DANCE MOMS. FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS/ SEVEN SEASONS I HAVE ASKED, BEGGED, AND EVEN DEMANDED CREATIVE CREDIT FOR ALL THE IDEAS, AWARD WINNING ROUTINES, THEMES, AND COSTUMING – TO NO AVAIL! TODAY, I WAS SO PROUD THAT I WENT AGAINST THE PRODUCER’S IDEA (ONCE AGAIN) TO ENTER A COMMAND PERFORMANCE OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE NUMBERS… “WHERE HAVE ALL THE CHILDREN GONE?” ALONG WITH THREE BEAUTIFUL SOLOS! I don’t have a problem working with any kid, I love children and have dedicated my life to making other people’s children successful! I JUST HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BEING MANIPULATED, DISRESPECTED, AND USED – DAY IN AND DAY OUT BY MEN WHO NEVER TOOK A DANCE LESSON IN THEIR LIVES AND TREAT WOMEN LIKE DIRT! #dancemoms #season7 #ALDC #aldcalways #newbeginnings #aldcla #alllovedancecourage
Abby may have had to step away from the show anyway since she’s facing time in the clink for committing bankruptcy fraud.
Lifetime wouldn’t comment, but a source tells Entertainment Tonight that filming hasn’t stopped and they’re hoping Abby Lee Miller will be back. They also brought in choreographer Laurieann Gibson to fill in for Abby.
Abby Lee Miller is one of Satan’s greatest accomplishments, but she is Dance Moms. Without her, the show would be nothing but a bunch of crazy moms. And if I wanted to see a bunch of insane adults yelling at each other as their children cried, I’d go to my family reunions.
And since Abby brought it up, here’s her riveting number Where Have All The Children Gone? Whenever I watch it, I’m left feeling scared, confused and scheduling an appointment with a therapist. Strangely enough, that’s probably how most people feel after spending more than 5 minutes with Abby.