Today must be Random Hollywood Feud Day.
For a few years now, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have been pushing the hard sell on just how open they can be about each other and their relationship. No matter how gross or personal, nothing is off-limits. They overshare about everything from the story about his surprise vasectomy to the story about her jar-peeing. There are some people who may be into Kristen and Dax’s oversharing, but according to Page Six, Hollywood isn’t one of them. Hollywood allegedly hates them and thinks they’re overexposed. Anyone who hates their corny-ass Samsung commercials is probably with Hollywood.
Page Six alleges that Kristen and Dax’s most recent press tour to promote CHiPs, the third movie they’ve appeared in together, is the final nail in the coffin. Here’s Page Six’s list of things Kristen and Dax have done to allegedly piss off Hollywood.
“[Talking about] marital therapy, her breastfeeding issues, fights over furniture, Google searches for ‘murdering my husband’, his fearlessness about directing naked, quitting sugar.”
In case you wanted some first-hand evidence of Kristen and Dax’s press tour of TMI terror, here they are on The View yesterday.
Hollywood needs to relax. Of course they’re overexposed. They’ve got a movie to hustle. Plus, on the scale of celebrity overexposure, I wouldn’t even list them that high. Sure, they’re up there, but they’re not at Kardashian levels. Once Dax slaps his face on a line of frozen shepherd’s pies and Kristen starts doing infomercials for a line of sloth-specific hemorrhoid creams, then we’ll talk.
But I didn’t realize that saying eye-roll-worthy shit about sugar was that much of a deal breaker in Hollywood. Gwyneth Paltrow must be terrified right now.
Here’s Kristen and Dax (and Dax’s co-star Michael Peña) at the Hollywood premiere of CHiPs on Monday. Have fun, you two. If Hollywood has its way, it could be your last!