There’s probably one question forming in your head and let me save you some brain power by saying, yes, yes, this happened in Florida. If this happened anywhere else, a strong wind would’ve carried his ass to Florida, because even Mother Nature knows where this kind of fuckery belongs.
The Orlando Sentinel says that on Tuesday morning, a 21-year-old dude named Kiaron Thomas breathed in the fresh foolery that flows through the air in Florida and got the great idea to prank the people by eating breakfast in the middle of a busy street in Lakeland while wearing nothing but his chonies, pajama bottoms and some slippers. The drivers just stopped and went around him. Maybe they’re used to this kind of theatrical ridiculousness in Florida?
One driver eventually called the cops, but Kiaron and his pancakes busted out of there before the police showed up. The police figured out Kiaron was the pancake pranker after someone posted the video on Facebook and tagged him. The cops tracked him down at home. He told them it was a prank. He was charged with placing an obstruction in the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic. He’ll have to show his face in court on April 25.
This happened before 11 in the morning on a Tuesday. Everyone I know is in no mood for foolishness before 11 in the morning on a Tuesday. So the drivers on this street must’ve been on Valium, Xanax, Ativan, Klonopin, weed and chamomile tea and they must’ve been listening to Enya, because they were just way too calm. I mean, he’s stopping traffic on a weekday morning and he’s teasing them all with pancakes. This is probably the weirdest thing that has ever happened in Florida and by that I mean it’s bizarre that nobody raged on his ass.