Night Crumbs
Tall glass of Swedish leche Alexander Skarsgard and Alexa Chung are still together, but something doesn’t seem right. If you’re fucking ASkars full-time, you don’t walk around with a sour ass look on your face. You do naked cartwheels down the street while singing about how you’re fucking ASkars full-time. That’s a natural reaction! – Lainey Gossip
Even though her dog is panting, Katharine McPhee is the thirstiest one in that pic. And for John Mayer nonetheless! – Drunken Stepfather
Have a teen daughter and want her to hate herself and her body? Get her the new book by soulless workout troll Tracy Anderson – Celebitchy
Yes, Christina Milian wore one of Kylie Jenner’s wigs last night, but the most question mark-inducing thing about her look is that chichi chain thing – The Superficial
Blondie put out yet another new song, and would I drunkenly dance to it at a bar? Probably. Would I be asked to leave that bar because my dancing was scaring the other customers? Definitely. – Towleroad
The Shat is really into Dancing with the Stars, and is also really into hating on The Bachelor – Reality Tea
If Olivia Wilde’s character is pregnant with a basketball, then they nailed her look – Popoholic
Bella Thorne is still Bella Thorne-ing – Hollywood Tuna
“Eating an anointed cake” sounds like another way to say that you ate an ass so sweet it made you see God – OMG Blog
I must’ve missed the teaser for the teaser for the trailer for Justice League – Pajiba
The Candy Crush game show just got a million times worse and I didn’t think that was possible – Just Jared
Demi Lovato doesn’t care that a hacked picture of her tit cleavage is out there – IDLYITW
Memaws and Pepaws are going to party all night (read: until 9:58pm) tonight because CBS renewed a ton of shows – SOW
Panty Creamer of the Day: This hot piece from Iron Fist – Popsugar
Pic: Splash