Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 23, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’re thinking to yourself, “Michael, you narcissistic bitch, why would you make one of your Grindr private pics a Hot Slut of the Day,” then I just need to tell you that I wish I had it like that!

This no-nose-having, gumball-headed marzipan pin-up with a bubble butt that could crush a titanium-wrapped diamond is the creation of animator and writer Kirsten Lepore. Kristen created the jizzball head on a bottom twink’s body for Late Night Work Club’s anthology of short films called Strangers, which came out last year. The claymation video called, Hi Stranger, has made its way through the internet the past couple of days. It’s taken people on journey of emotions that starts at, “Do I fap to this?”, makes a stop at, “Errr, someone hold me,” makes another stop at, “Oh, he’s drawing me like one of his French girls,” and ends at, “Okay, I fapped to this, thrice.

The almost three-minute-long video starts with the broken condom baby of Powder and Gumby giving you a moment to take in his par baked biscuit nalgas before turning around and staring at you with a pair of eyes that are almost as dead as a Hadid’s. He then tells you that he misses you and allows you to sweep your eyes against his giant butt-tits. And just when you’re about to call 911, his soothing voice becomes almost meditative and calming. And when he said, “I love you,” at the end, I maaaaay have touched the screen and said, “I love you back.” It’s official, I’m a creepier and more desperate version of Joaquin Phoenix’s Her character.

And after the weird mixed feeling of uncomfortableness and soothingness left me, I suddenly wanted to do a dozen butt squats in a row. Yeah, this video is totally a sneaky ad for Suzanne Somers’ ButtMaster.

Pic: YouTube

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