Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Kevin, the gutter-brained Wheel of Fortune contestant who’s a perv after my own heart. If the phrase, “after my own heart,” was an almost-complete Wheel of Fortune clue that looked like, “Af_ _r My Own _ _ _R _,” Kevin would definitely answer, “After My Own Hard-On!” Oh, Kevin.

Kevin got his 15 seconds of internet fame last night after he saw the clue above before him and thought he conquered that bitch when his brain (which is run by the same horny fuel as mine) high-fived itself while saying, “Bro, it’s totally ‘A Streetcar Naked Desire.‘” Paul made everyone at home do the face-to-palm move when he asked the owner of the greatest job in the world, Vanna White, to show him a K. While everybody d’oh’d at Kevin’s dumb mistake, that perv in plugs, Pat Sajak, probably got moist in the tip while thinking about a porn version of A Streetcar Named Desire. 

Sure, everyone can make fun of Kevin’s fuck-up, but I’m pretty sure he was thinking of a work by Tennessee Williams’ lesser known brother, San Fernando Valley Williams. San Fernando Valley Williams’ other works include The Ass Menagerie, The Rose Tittoo and Cat On A Hot Tin Poon. Now who’s the uneducated one?!

I’m sure that Kevin’s answer will make complete sense when someone discovers his Reddit username and finds out that he regularly posts in objectophilia threads about how he really gets the tingles for streetcars.

Pic: CBS Television

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