Los Angeles Prosecutors Have Denied Roman Polanski’s Demands

Director Roman Polanski pled no contest to raping a 13-year-old girl in 1977, and then fled the country when it looked like he was going to have to serve some Subway Jared-level jail time. Now, Roman wants to sashay back into the States, spend a couple of nights at an upscale fantasy prison in Malibu, and then be done with it.

Unfortunately for Rosemary’s babydaddy, that’s not how raping an underage girl works here in America. Prosecutors have informed Roman that no deals will be made for a brief prison stay and he needs to get his ass back here for a hearing tomorrow to find out what’s going to happen to him.

The Guardian reports that, in a pre-hearing filing, L.A. prosecutors basically told Roman that he ain’t dictating shit.

Prosecutors said in the court documents filed on Thursday the director had made repeated requests for special treatment.

“The defendant is, once again, trying to dictate the terms of his return without risk to himself … [He] wants answers – but will only show up if he likes the answers,” Los Angeles district attorney Jackie Lacey wrote. “There will be no discussion regarding what will happen until Mr Polanski returns,” Lacey added.

Translation: Mr. Polanski should have his teeth removed now so he’ll have the benefits of a dental professional and anesthesia. This will save him some pain and suffering when it comes to the customary prison beatdown of baby rapers. Because his ass is going away!

Roman’s legal eagle put forth this bullshit story that Roman should be able to travel freely in the United States so he can visit his wife, Manson family victim Sharon Tate, at her gravesite. I’m sure Sharon would love that, considering how hubby turned out. Your husband drugging and raping 13-year-olds is only slightly less disappointing than Tex Watson and Sadie Mae Glutz murdering you in your home for Satan.

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