Kris Jenner Is Ready To Break Blac Chyna

Kris Jenner, the Shonda Rhimes of reality television (she’s a master when it comes to plotting), is prepping for a battle with Blac Chyna.

Since Chyna and Rob Kardashian aren’t together, it was time to cue the requisite custody battle for their daughter, Dream. Chyna, one of the more prominent visitors from “the world of the pole” (thanks again, Wendy Williams), reportedly doesn’t want dual custody with the E! channel’s version of Eeyore. Speaking of Disney, People says that the prototype for every single one of their villainesses is ready to help her frumpy son get what’s his.

A source close to the situation tells PEOPLE that “Rob wants dual custody of their child and Blac Chyna is giving pushback.”

“They are still figuring things out but she will certainly do whatever it takes to have Dream be with her for the majority of the time,” the insider adds. “Kris [Jenner] is backing Rob up 100 percent and won’t let Chyna get away with anything that’s less than fair.”

Is it bad that I want this to go to trial just to see what dramatic mistakes Kris and Chyna will wear to court? The Kardashians pretty much stopped caring about Rob when he began battling depression and gained a lot of weight. If you don’t look like your body is fresh off the line at Hasbro, you’re dead to them! But a custody battle with a shrieky girlfriend is PRIME story arc material! So start dripping the glycerine into your eye sockets, girls, because Mama Kris has got your scripts and the cameras are rolling!

Jenner, 61, isn’t the only one supporting Rob. His sisters are completely behind him as the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star navigates his new life as a single dad.

“The entire Kardashian family is there for Rob as well and supports him wholeheartedly,” the source reveals. “They are prepared to protect him in whatever way they need to.”

Kris Jenner’s broomstick must be sopping, because her family is an embarrassment of plot riches lately. Kim pulled off a fake robbery for sympathy got robbed, Kanye lost his shit, Kim the 2nd pulled off a fake robbery for sympathy? got robbed, and now Rob is FINALLY pulling his weight when it comes to the family business – ATTENTION.

Why, there’s enough story here for at least two more seasons of KUWTK! She must be so relieved, as I’m sure she was readying to ask a paroled O.J.Simpson to move in, just to keep it relevant.

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