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March 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Cookie O’ Puss!

I’m wearing a green-free outfit and not-so-patiently waiting to hit the gay bars at happy hour so that everyone can pinch me because that’s one of my kinks, and that could mean only one thing: it’s St. Patrick’s Day! It’s the day where some of us fill our drinking holes with green, brown, white and any-color-it-doesn’t-matter liquid, and end up passed out on a stranger’s front lawn after climbing random trees to find the elusive Alabama leprechaun. (Actually, that’s how most of my Friday nights end.)

In honor of the day where sweaty, drunk bros end up taking off their shirts while fighting outside of the bar as their drunk girlfriends barf into the gutter, let’s pay tribute to the one and only Cookie O’ Puss!

Cookie O’ Puss is the stoner (look at those green eyes) and drunk Irish buddy of Dina Lohan’s arch rival (besides dignity, shame and a real job) Cookie Puss! Sometime during the 1980s, Carvel created the Cookie O’ Puss cake, which is made up of ice cream, a snow cone, chocolate chip cookies, chocolate crunchies, shredded coconut and frosting. They still sell it today. After boozing all night, it’s the perfect thing to shove your face into. And when you get the barfs in the early morning hours, your vom will have a sweetness to it!

I haven’t seen the Cookie O’Puss commercial in a while, and I forgot how it’s kind of scary and it feels like the Cookie Pussies are nibbling on my soul. And that’s a good thing today. Because it gives me a very good reason to drink early!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, tramps! I hope that you’ll get to pat the (Cookie O) puss with your tongue today!

Pic: Carvel

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