OoooOooOoooh, Prince William Is In Trouble With Duchess Kate For Dad Dancing At The Club

March 16, 2017 / Posted by:

That video of Prince William dancing whatever is left of his hair off at a club in the Swiss town of Verbier took me higher, but Duchess Kate apparently doesn’t love it and thinks it is very uncouth of him to act like that. Prince William totally has to sleep on the couch now, or he’ll sleep in one of the many lavish bedrooms in one of the many lavish estates his family owns. Either or.

Other videos have come out of P. Willy making bloomers drop in Switzerland during his dudes-only ski trip, and one of them shows him pulling the smooth “Oh, I can’t hear you so I’ll have to get closer and touch your waist” move on a chick. At around the 0:38 mark in the video below is a drunk P. Willy causing a royal ESCANDALO by touching a chick’s waist.

Vanity Fair’s royal sources” say that Duchess Kate is “less than pleased” (that’s polite royal talk for “bitch is gonna roast the bastard“) that Prince William, a married father, was carrying on like that amongst the peasants. The source also said that Prince William is probably going to get a pasting from Duchess Kate  (that’s polite royal talk for “she’s gonna whoop that trick”).

“It was William’s choice to go away, but make no mistake Kate wears the trousers in their marriage, and she won’t be happy with William’s antics. She thought his partying days and larking around with the boys was a thing of the past. I imagine she’ll find this humiliating and William will have come in for a pasting.”

I’m not sure I believe this. I have a feeling that Duchess Kate was happy that Prince William went away without her for a few days. I mean, on nights that he’s home, he likes to sip on a wine spritzer, put on his Now That’s What I Call The 90s CD and bust out his sweet seductive moves. We’ve all seen those moves. Prince William is practically the Salome of dorky British princes. He could make a rock jizz with those moves. So when Prince William dances, Duchess Kate can’t help but explode. And so she was probably happy that her royale vagine got a few nights to rest.

You probably didn’t read any of that since after watching P. Willy dance, your coochie or b-hole automatically suctioned itself to the screen.

And here’s the greatest, hottest and most responsible British royal doing actual work in London while all those lazies are on vacation!

Pics: Wenn.com

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